Religions and Sports Cars
What the major sports car religions have to say:
Agnosticism: There may or may not be a best sports car . We simply cannot know whether or which.
Atheism: There is no best sports car. Your question is meaningless.
Monotheism: There is only one best sportscar, and it is a (fill in the brand name ).
Moral Relativism: The best sports car for me isn't necessarily the best one for you.
Polytheism: There are many best sports cars .
Zen: The best sports car is the one you are using right now. Let go of judgmental thoughts
Extremism: There is only one best sports car, and anyone who doesn't use it is evil !
Pentecostalism: The Divine sports car design is all wheel drive. Rear wheel drive is the way to destruction, and many are they that fall prey to its worldly wiles! Repent, therefore, of your tire smoking lusts!
New age: Only with hybrid elements can the sports car channel the full essence of the cosmic experience.
Agnosticism: There may or may not be a best sports car . We simply cannot know whether or which.
Atheism: There is no best sports car. Your question is meaningless.
Monotheism: There is only one best sportscar, and it is a (fill in the brand name ).
Moral Relativism: The best sports car for me isn't necessarily the best one for you.
Polytheism: There are many best sports cars .
Zen: The best sports car is the one you are using right now. Let go of judgmental thoughts
Extremism: There is only one best sports car, and anyone who doesn't use it is evil !
Pentecostalism: The Divine sports car design is all wheel drive. Rear wheel drive is the way to destruction, and many are they that fall prey to its worldly wiles! Repent, therefore, of your tire smoking lusts!
New age: Only with hybrid elements can the sports car channel the full essence of the cosmic experience.
