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    Rennteam is a special place...

    We all know that Rennteam is a special place on the internet. If you've ever wondered what people talk about on all those other car forums, then here's a taste.... A list of the most popular topic from a variety of other online car forums:

    S10 Forums
    - - - How much does it cost to bag my truck

    Dakota Forums
    - - - Who's from canada, eh?

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - How can I stop wind noise around 210MPH?

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 20 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Alkaline or NiCad?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Just hit 1,500 miles: is it better to trade-in or sell on the private market?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the burled walnut dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $50 in gas!

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums
    - - - "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Triumph Forums
    - - -Sticky: How to get oil stains off the garage floor

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford Forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

    Dodge Forums
    - - - My Transmission quit before I left the dealership.

    Prius Forums
    - - - Wow! After a year and a half of driving, still on first gallon on gas.

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    jajajaja LOOOL really good.
    disturbingly accurate

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    And, just in the interests of fairness....

    Porsche Forums
    - - -'09 Carrera rumored to have radial tires. Has Porsche lost sight of what has always made these cars so great?!?!

    - - -HELP! Dealer says that options "suspension bushings paint color to sample" and "supple leather floormat" options unavailable in MY09!

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    I liked these

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - How can I stop wind noise around 210MPH?

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Just hit 1,500 miles: is it better to trade-in or sell on the private market?

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Quote:
    Enmanuel said:
    jajajaja LOOOL really good.
    disturbingly accurate



    ..except the Dakota part.

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Very nice

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Just hit 1,500 miles: is it better to trade-in or sell on the private market?


    LOL LOL LOL!

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Nugget, yours seem to be quite accurate as well!
    -Joost-

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    LOL

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Hahaha ! Great post
    I must check those Bentley and Yugo forums.

    Who saw Yugo in real life, hand up !!!!!
    I saw Yugo Koral, about 14 years ago.

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    LOL, very funny!

    Though a caricature, also very telling.

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Rennteam Forum:
    Thread: "Sportauto Supertest: P-car can lap the 'Ring faster than F-car"

    First reply: "HvS doesn't know how to drive mid-engined cars"

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Quote:
    Wrubel said:
    Hahaha ! Great post
    I must check those Bentley and Yugo forums.

    Who saw Yugo in real life, hand up !!!!!
    I saw Yugo Koral, about 14 years ago.



    I rode in one. The car really isn't as bad as most people make it out to be. It's actually worse, the Americans got all the best cars .

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    It was posted a long time a go but its still very funny and got a chuckle out of it

    This was also posted a long time ago too:



    BUMPER STICKERS
    On a Porsche:
    'My Other Car is Boring'

    My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes

    There is more than enough room for all of Gods creatures.
    Right next to the mashed potato's.

    If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

    "Horn Broken, Watch For Finger"

    "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"

    "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an [beep]"

    "Mean people suck. Nice people swallow."

    "I got this car for my wife. What a trade!"

    "The 911 divided the world into those who can drive and the rest!"

    Forget World Peace. Try using your turn signal.

    "Bad Cop- No Donut"

    1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

    3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

    4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

    5. Do I look like a freakin' people person?

    6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    9. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    10. You! Off my planet!

    11. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

    12. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

    13. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

    16. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

    17. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

    18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

    19. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    21. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

    23. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

    24. Adults are just kids who owe money.

    25. You say I'm a bietch like it's a bad thing.

    26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    27. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    28. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

    29. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

    30. You look like shiet. Is that the style now?

    31. Earth is full. Go home.

    32. Is it time for your medication or mine?

    33. Does this condome make me look fat?

    34. I plead contemporary insanity.

    35. And which dwarf are you?

    36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

    37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    38. Meandering to a different drummer.

    39. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    40. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    You're lucky Crash

    Here's the machine


    Yugo Koral 45

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Quote:
    Nugget said:
    (...)
    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
    (...)



    Hm replace what? The car or the ashtray?

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Quote:
    Wrubel said:
    You're lucky Crash

    Here's the machine


    Yugo Koral 45



    The place where most of the human reproduction in the former Yugoslavia took place during the 1980s .

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Excellent.

    It's got a few _possible_ inaccuracies though.

    The Vette Forum _might_ go more like this:

    "Those Porsche guys paid way too much. What are they trying to prove?"


    Anybody detect any other "corrections?"

    Is Ferrari accurate?


    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Porsche Cayman forum : "The neighbor thinks I've got a 911. Sweet.."

    Porsche 911 forum : "The new model year has 20 more HP and new bumpers. Wow. Has anyone driven one? Should I get one? The damn neighbor thinks I'm a Gayman. Crap.."

    Nissan GT-R forum : "Let's try doing 7:20 on the Ring today."

    Ferrari California forum : "It's so ugly. Looks like a Maserati. How do I get on the list? Can anyone recommend a dealer?"

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    hahahaa i love the ferrari one!

    most of them are pretty good..

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Crash and Carlos... great lists... very funny!

    Re: Rennteam is a special place...

    Quote:
    shin said:
    Nissan GT-R forum : "Let's try doing 7:20 on the Ring today."




    Nissan GT-R forum: "Yesterday I tried the Playstation mode but the car crashed. I decided to close all windows and start the car again, but it doesn't run like before."

     
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