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MAVERICK said:
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fritz said:
He's out shopping for a fire extinguisher.



Forget the extinguisher. Tell him to assemble an emergency picnic basket including some good cigars and cognac. If the car wants to smoke, why shouldn't the passengers?



Nah, just drive it on scenic mountain roads all the time. That way, when push comes to shove, you can just dump it off a cliff.
It makes for a much better story to say: "My Ferrari? Ah, I didn't like it, so I rolled it off a cliff," as opposed to "The damn thing caught fire on the motorway and I was stuck there for two hours."