Oh, Carlito, Carlito....tsk-tsk.
Just to make it easier for you to understand, I will say this in Spanish.
Yes, I am fluent in Spanish, too.
Hola, donde esta la biblioteca?
Dos cervesas por favor.
Los Girlieman esta una slow drivos con ballos smalles and luckos grandiosos.
Es is solemente because feminando es un señorita españoles that you lovos him and his skillos.
Si tu usos your brainos, you will know que es is evidamenta, that Kimi is los pilotos mejor, bestos e plus quickos.
And soi un sneaky feeling that Carlitos has big amore crush on Feminando.
Questa amore para Feminando cloudos your judgementos!

Vamos a www.f1.com e lookos at la scoreboardos. Here you will discovere que Feminando solemente winnos e set le pole positos quando Kimi's automobilos es caputos.

Una campione girliemandos e pateticos!

Goodbye-os!