French GP prediction.
Ferrari qualifies 1st and 2nd.
Max had a hiccup and comes in 3rd. Hamilton 4th.
It's a rain race. At the start the 2 Ferrari fuck off into the distance, Max had a poor start and forget he isn't fighting Hamilton this year, but he still turned into the Mercedes and crash him out anyways, taking himself out in the process.
The camera pans over and see Verstappen chasing Hamilton trying to beat him up on the side of the track.
Russell got on the inside of Perez and punt him out again, but damaged his own car in the process and retired. TV flipped to seeing Toto destroy another headset. A split screen showing Horner whipped out his phone texting someone right after.
Bottas did a Bottas again, plowing into turn 1 taking out 5 cars, both McLaren are out, the one race Ricciardo out qualifies Norris he got taking out in turn 1, they in turn plowed into both Alpines, all gone. Vettel was behind the chaos but didn't stop in time and plowed into Alonso. also out.
Restart.
Ferrari 1,2, Haas 3,4, Williams started on the back but now they are running in the point, by default as there is only 10 cars left, behind the Alphas, Zhou in between and Stroll behind Zhou.
Yuki did a Tusnoda and takes out Gasly. 8 left.
Both Ferraris lapped everyone, cruising to a 1, 2 finish. RD keep handing out track limit violations like candy and all 8 got 5 seconds penalties on their next pit stop.
K-Mag was running behind Mick the whole time and Mick made a mistake entering the Mistral straight chicane, but he remembered what his dad do when in trouble so he turned into K-Mag, both car stranded. Camera flipped to Steiner immediately can caught him punching and breaking the monitor.
2 laps from the finish, Leclerc' engine self-destructed. Sainz leading. By a lap and a half over the field. Albon running 2nd, Zhou 3rd and Stroll 4th and Latifi 5th. The last 4 cars are running together in a pack battling.
Sainz came up and lapped all of them with relatively ease, but just as he was going to lap Albon the Mercedes engine expires, spewing oil and whatever all over Sainz, Sainz slid off and crashed out.
3 cars left running for the GP. Last lap, Stroll pulled a great move on Zhou for the lead into turn 11, Zhou's line was compromised and Latifi took advantage and gained 2nd place.
Stroll is going to win the French GP, camera again panned to Stroll senior, he was excited to see his son wins a race, just as the camera switched over, Stroll has a blow out right after the final corner, turn 15, the car was still going straight down the pit straight, but Latifi beat the car to the line and wins his 1st ever GP, Zhou comes in 2nd for his best ever finish. Stroll's car grind to.a stop inches from the finishing line.
THAT, would be an exciting French GP, and F1 in a nutshell, or in one single race.
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