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Crash said:
Ha ha ha ha ha! That was just too funny!
I remember a wedding here about ten years ago when the bride's uncle came to her wedding from Germany. He gave her a nice crystal vase and she, offended that he only brought her a vase, threw it on the floor in a fit of tantrum. There, smack in the middle of the glass shards were the keys to a brand new Mercedes. So the uncle picked them up, said "Schade," and left, with the bride reportedly suffering a nervous breakdown. True story, too .