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    I just realized the 997 is a real beauty....again

    I was just turning the lights off in thegarage and looked at my 997S and realized it is really beautiful in arctic Ag under the lights, the lines are flowing, the headlights blend nicely, the fenders are sleek and what an overall clean rendition of the classic 911 lines. It's elegant yet aggressive and from the back has a nice rearend... Ok time to go to bed before the wife finds out all the naughty things i an writing on rennteam

    Re: I just realized the 997 is a real beauty....again

    Ah yes, Spring is in the air, and a young man's fancy turns to...Porsche.

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    LOL

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    Indeed! She is my Bavarian Queen!

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    Yes, but without the Champagne Intoxication, Miss 997 has a few problems; she needs some cosmetic surgery.

    For starters:

    Remove cop-like, "Soviet-looking" PCM.

    Remove rear hump:

    Re: I just realized the 997 is a real beauty....ag

    This 997 babe's once-high-fashion pointy-arc tailights are already played.

    Here's a humpless 993 FWIW:

    Re: I just realized the 997 is a real beauty....again

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    krown05 said:
    Indeed! She is my Bavarian Queen!


    You mean Schwaebich queen (from Schwabia where Stuttgart is), unless you are talking about the BMW you have been cheating on your Porsche?

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    @catdog, man, you can't write such things without posting photos!

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    MMD said:
    Yes, but without the Champagne Intoxication, Miss 997 has a few problems; she needs some cosmetic surgery.





    "Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something."

    MMD - do you always carry a microscope around with you?

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    GA997S said:


    "Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something."

    MMD - do you always carry a microscope around with you?




    Thanks for your continued concern.

    I don't need a microscope to see Porsche as an Ignorant Slut.

    I'm currently pissed big-time at Porsche. Sadly, I now think they are full of sh*t with all their promises of "Excellence." I bought two new Porsches recently (986S and 997S) both have had major problems (RMS leak and probable cylinder compression problem).

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    catdog said:
    Quote:
    krown05 said:
    Indeed! She is my Bavarian Queen!


    You mean Schwaebich queen (from Schwabia where Stuttgart is), unless you are talking about the BMW you have been cheating on your Porsche?



    I've been busted! I've secretely been thinking about my E46 M3! LOL

    Re: I just realized the 997 is a real beauty....again

    I know what it's like, i had an e46 M3 2 years ago and she was definitely more of a screamer at high rpm, kind of like the lower-class slut/mistress (j/k)...
    Did not post pictures because she was a little dirty and had not taken a shower for a couple of days, you know, kind of like smelled of a little burnt oil after a hard run like 911's seem to do for unclear reasons...., wait did someone say RMS? where where???

    Still, she's a one fiiiiinnnnnnne laydyyyy

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    Ahhhhhhh,
    So nice, so smooth, so clean, so White.
    -Jay

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    catdog said:
    I know what it's like, i had an e46 M3 2 years ago and she was definitely more of a screamer at high rpm, kind of like the lower-class slut/mistress (j/k)...
    Did not post pictures because she was a little dirty and had not taken a shower for a couple of days, you know, kind of like smelled of a little burnt oil after a hard run like 911's seem to do for unclear reasons...., wait did someone say RMS? where where???

    Still, she's a one fiiiiinnnnnnne laydyyyy



    Indeed! I had my E46 about 2 years ago as well. Although I think my 997 is AMAZING , I can't help but think of the E46 from time to time . It was definitely a screamer.

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    It's taken me several months not to keep going back, opening the door into the garage from the house, and looking at the car. With several counseling sessions, I should get better.

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    Nope, counseling doesn't help, I just keep peeking!!

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    catdog said:
    I was just turning the lights off in thegarage and looked at my 997S and realized it is really beautiful in arctic Ag under the lights, the lines are flowing, the headlights blend nicely, the fenders are sleek and what an overall clean rendition of the classic 911 lines. It's elegant yet aggressive and from the back has a nice rearend... Ok time to go to bed before the wife finds out all the naughty things i an writing on rennteam



    Catdog step away from the computer and do not look into the light. Go upstairs and take care of business with the wife

     
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