Schumacher transcript talking to team at Monza...
Engineer: Michael, we're concerned you might get a penalty for blocking.
Michael: Why?
Engineer: Because Race Control just warned us you were blocking.
Michael: Blocking? Why - it's my own team-mate?
Engineer: No, it's Hamilton. That yellow helmet is Hamilton not Nico.
Michael: Oh (pause) I can't see anything in my mirrors.
Engineer: Are the mirrors broken?
Michael: No, somebody has stuck a nice photo of Kobayashi in the left mirror and Petrov in the right mirror.
Engineer: Can you repeat that?
Michael: Only joking - hang on a second, we're coming up to Ascari ...Yes! And again he fails to take The Schum! Get in there mein Sohn!
Engineer: Michael, you have to stop blocking.
Michael: We are having a nice battle.
Engineer: Charlie doesn't see it that way.
Michael: You know I wonder if I can get him onto the grass this lap...
Engineer: If you don't stop blocking I'm going to get Ross.
Michael: Not listening!
Ross: Michael, this is Ross. You have to leave room for Lewis at Ascari
Michael: There is plenty of room.
Ross: You need to leave a car's width of tarmac, not just a car's width between yours and the barrier.
Michael: This really is a nice lot of fun.
Ross: Michael, you have to leave Lewis room, if you collide-
Michael: He'll get the blame. He always gets the blame for everything. It won't be a problem.
Ross: We had enough trouble with Rubens last year.
Michael: Schum, Schum, Schum Schum, Schuuuuuuuuuum!
Ross: If you don't move over I'll tell people about 1994.
Michael: Er...you know, I think my tyres are going off.
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