Sep 9, 2011 2:39:03 PM
Sep 9, 2011 5:27:49 PM
So here's what I don't get.
Why would you put all that money into an SUV, even a Cayenne? I understand customizing a 911 or other performance car, but an SUV?
Really? Does a guy think the girls will dig him because he pimped his Cayenne?
"I don't mean to brag, but I am really good at self-deprecation."
Sep 9, 2011 5:39:05 PM
Sep 9, 2011 6:26:44 PM
Heist:
^^^Rappers, Saudi Oil Sheiks, and Mexican Narcos need to spend their money on something. Guys like this seem to have tapped directly into the aforementioned party's "want" centers.
I understand it, I just don't "get" it. Cars like this are the automotive equivalent of sticking a cucumber down the front of your pants..
Actually, that would be a good business. For $80,000, a team of craftsmen will pimp your pants. When people get a load of the bulge, they'll imagine what you're packing in your Calvin Kleins, you'll be the envy of every man in the room. And if you really want to distinguish yourself, we'll make the cucumber out of titanium for and extra $100,000. Steep, yes. But isn't it worth it for the way it will make you feel about yourself?
"I don't mean to brag, but I am really good at self-deprecation."