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These are the best biscuits you can buy for keeping rain at bay in your 997, particularly on a summer's day at Margate.
You radiator vents and engine cover should be completely water tight, should you have the misfortune of going to Margate and in the very unlikely circumstances that it rains.
You car will be sweet and appealingly perfumed, and if you're a lucky man will attract the birds when the sun comes out.
Every one should carry a box of Jaffa Cakes in their 997 just in case.
Feb 28, 2006 6:31:34 PM
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PRESS RELEASE 28/2/06
Obermeyer has been exclusively contracted to develop the new Porsche umbrella that will protect your car in the event of the slightest hint of rain.
The new umbrella is linked by Blue Tooth technology to the in car rain sensor mounted on the front windshield (option P12 in some countries). When the sensor detects rain the rear spoiler is automatically raised to reveal the umbrella which opens in 15 milliseconds, using airbag pirotechnic technology perfected by Porsche, to completely cover your car and protect it from rain.
The umbrella is durable and capable of being reused countless times over the course of the vehicle's life. Replacable pirotechnic charges can be supplied by you official Porache center at the price of $300 per charge or $2000 for a pack of 5. At the same time your Porsche Center can repack your umbrella for you (labor rates dependant on local market agreements).
The new umbrella can be factory fitted (Option 2KrayZ) or ordered through your Porsche Center for afterrmarket fitting.
Obermeyer are also in the process of developing two other new products - the automatic sun parasol linked to the self dimming mirror sensors, and the new snow cap which will protect your car from snow using a combination of rain sensors and temperature sensors. Porsche and exclusive partner Obermeyer will be announcing prices for these innovations in due course.
Feb 28, 2006 7:18:23 PM
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ResB said:
According to Peter Kane, the Hob Nob is the mother of all biscuits, survivng multiple dunks in scolding hot tea. Rich Tea on the other hand wilt and fall off in the steam!
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John H said:
However my wife may be interested in the snow cap to replace her dutch cap. She told me last week she wanted a deep-freeze for her birthday!
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However my wife may be interested in the snow cap to replace her dutch cap. She told me last week she wanted a deep-freeze for her birthday!
Do you mean to tell us that there are millions of women around the world taking the pill unnecessarily, as they already own deep-freezes anyway!
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John H said:
However my wife may be interested in the snow cap to replace her dutch cap. She told me last week she wanted a deep-freeze for her birthday!
Do you mean to tell us that there are millions of women around the world taking the pill unnecessarily, as they already own deep-freezes anyway!
This is a staggering thread from rain protection to birth control protection with a bit of radiation protection thrown in for good measure. Whatever next???
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According to Peter Kane, the Hob Nob is the mother of all biscuits, survivng multiple dunks in scolding hot tea. Rich Tea on the other hand wilt and fall off in the steam!
That's why they are called Rich Tea!
The tea's pretty rich with all that biscuit in it. Obvious, isn't it?
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According to Peter Kane, the Hob Nob is the mother of all biscuits, survivng multiple dunks in scolding hot tea. Rich Tea on the other hand wilt and fall off in the steam!
That's why they are called Rich Tea!
The tea's pretty rich with all that biscuit in it. Obvious, isn't it?
Oops, I meant Peter Kaye! Doh. Fritz, I'm not sure whether you get the joke or not?