Re: Rules for Wives ?
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Ente said:
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What is a wife?
The Porsche driver in the family!
Well, my wife never understood why I drive a Porsche. When I came home in my first Porsche, a 993 Targa, she thought I've totally gone mad. She never cared about cars, at that time she drove an Audi A3 hatchback with auto tranny. Her desire for a sportscar (or for cars generally) started with the Mercedes SLK. She loved to have that little tiny sportscar with a retractable fixed roof (she hated soft tops). When I talked her into a SLK 32 AMG to replace her SLK 230 after her lease ended, she enjoyed the more powerful engine too but never had the desire to really get it going or to drive to a track. When her SLK 32 lease ran out, it was time to put her on the right "track". I tried to talk her into a Porsche but although she always liked how the Boxster looked, she hated the soft top. I somehow put her under pressure (take it or leave it...me being a bad bad husband ) and she had no choice because she wasn't able to get an expensive car for her company without me vouching for her (she had just opened up her own business at that time and had no income yet, on the contrary). She even refused to go with me to the Porsche dealer to choose the color, options, etc. After the car arrived, I didn't let her drive for the first 1000 km to run the car in a little bit. Actually I wanted to get her hot for the car, seeing it sitting in the garage but not being able to drive it. And we had very nice and sunny weather by that time.
Just a few days ago, she thanked me for the fifth or sixth time that I talked her into a Boxster S. She loves her car, she started to understand my passion for Porsche and believe it or not, she even started to ask herself how she could drive a SLK for such a long time.
And not that this is enough, her girl friends recently confessed to her that the Boxster is their dream car. What turns a woman more on? Right, other women telling her how good she is looking, what nice clothes she's wearing and what hot car she drives. I won't mention the hot husband, that's a different story.
Next year, I plan to take my wife to the track...to take some driving safety lessons during a driving ed event.
I hope I don't unleash some hidden beasts (or desires )...