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    F1: Girlieman to win championship?

    Since McLaren cannot build reliable cars, it is more and more clear that the fastest driver in F1 will not win the championship this year.
    But, we may still see another talented young driver get his first champiosnhip. Allahondo Badanza.
    But who is this mystery man from Spain? Who is the man behind the helmet? The man behind the "fingers of victory?" What kind of champion can we expect him to be, if indeed he wins this season?

    I have done some research on the subject, and I found a few pieces to the puzzle.

    First step towards getting to know this man from Paella country is watching him where he likes it the most:

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    On the track he is a formidable opponent.

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    Charismatic and magnetic like few others he oozes of manliness and masculinity

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    He also has a welcome sensitive side. Something we so rarely get to see in a tough, competitive and often cutthroat sport like Formula One.
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    Here a rare insight into the world of this great sportsman.
    As you can see, he not only rules on a track...he is also a keen ball-player.

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    And unlike so many superstars he doesn't just endorse any product. Oh no, he is very picky and only wants to promote the best. He wants to help minorities and people in need. A true hero in every sense of the word.

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    hey dr phil!
    Stop collecting other guys picture ! or u are trying to get attention from Alonso!? cause u are the only person talking about Alonso here !

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    Compliment ! Dr.Phil - keep up this spirit and creativity. It's people like you that make this forum so outstanding !

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    somewhat amusing....the only reason I hate Alonso is his press confrences. Do you see the way he abbreviates everything?!? Infuriating!!

    "I thought we did well at qualifi" ING you SOB!!

    hehe

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    Hurst said:
    somewhat amusing....the only reason I hate Alonso is his press confrences. Do you see the way he abbreviates everything?!? Infuriating!!

    "I thought we did well at qualifi" ING you SOB!!
    hehe


    Well, try to remem that Eng is not his fir lang. He'd prob sound bet if they spee to him in Spani

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    LowPolarMoment said:
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    Hurst said:
    somewhat amusing....the only reason I hate Alonso is his press confrences. Do you see the way he abbreviates everything?!? Infuriating!!

    "I thought we did well at qualifi" ING you SOB!!
    hehe


    Well, try to remem that Eng is not his fir lang. He'd prob sound bet if they spee to him in Spani




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    I don't remember laughing so much on a thread.

    Phil, thank you sooooooooo much.. you are the man.
    Btw, I still want Alonso/Alfonso/Alhondo to win if Kimi doesn't. At least we get to see someone other than Schumi who has bored us to death.

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DR PHIL YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! lololololol!!!

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    Dr Phil.... YOU are a real entertainer... a great artist. I enjoy your posts!!

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    Phil, do you get paid for this or do you have another job?

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    Funny Dr. Phil

    but I'm started to get worried about this obsession of yours about Alonso, his sexuality, and so forth
    Nobody is dishing Kimi but seem to focus only in Alonso and seem to have tons of pics of him and spend a lot of time dedicated to him
    You sure there isn't any subconcious mechanisms at work here Dr.Phil? wonder what Freud would say about this...

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    Carlos from Spain said:
    Funny Dr. Phil

    but I'm started to get worried about this obsession of yours about Alonso, his sexuality, and so forth
    Nobody is dishing Kimi but seem to focus only in Alonso and seem to have tons of pics of him and spend a lot of time dedicated to him
    You sure there isn't any subconcious mechanisms at work here Dr.Phil? wonder what Freud would say about this...



    I talked to Freud about it...he's in an asylum now..hehe

    My goal is simple: the more you see of this, the more it gets imprinted in your mind. Brainswashing extraordinaire! When and if he finally wins the championship, all you will be able to see on the podium is a girlieman with a trophee

    Kinda spoils the fun, eh?

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    LowPolarMoment said:
    Phil, do you get paid for this or do you have another job?



    Hell, no - I actually need to WORK for a living. Believe it or not I actually am able to make a living. Kinda amazing considering my medical history

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    gnil said:
    Dr Phil.... YOU are a real entertainer... a great artist. I enjoy your posts!!



    Thanks man I enjoy making them...hehe.
    I just wonder if my spanish transplations actually make sense?
    Carlos? Is it nonsense or is it spanish?

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    Dr. Phil said:
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    LowPolarMoment said:
    Phil, do you get paid for this or do you have another job?

    Hell, no - I actually need to WORK for a living. Believe it or not I actually am able to make a living. Kinda amazing considering my medical history


    Are you speaking about that rolling eye problem?

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    Dr. Phil said:
    My goal is simple: the more you see of this, the more it gets imprinted in your mind. Brainswashing extraordinaire! When and if he finally wins the championship, all you will be able to see on the podium is a girlieman with a trophee

    Kinda spoils the fun, eh?



    Au contraire, mon ami! the more you obsess the better, just picturing in my mind you crawling up the wall going bonkers everytime Alonso shows the victory finguers just adds to the fun!... can't wait for the end of the season when he lifts the championship trophy as the youngest driver to ever win it ALL in the history of F1!!! (youngest to win podium, youngest to win race, yougest to make a pole, youngest to make a fastest race lap... and youngest to win a F1 champiionship! ) ... those Dr.Phil eyes are going to spin so fast they are going to pop right out of their sockets!!


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    Dr. Phil said:
    I just wonder if my spanish transplations actually make sense?
    Carlos? Is it nonsense or is it spanish?



    Well, thats was part of the funny part for me for example "clavos" means nails as in metal nails used to nail things down, not the nails on the tips of your finguers... took me a while to make that one out and its was twice as funny then

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    Carlos from Spain said:
    Quote:
    Dr. Phil said:
    My goal is simple: the more you see of this, the more it gets imprinted in your mind. Brainswashing extraordinaire! When and if he finally wins the championship, all you will be able to see on the podium is a girlieman with a trophee

    Kinda spoils the fun, eh?



    Au contraire, mon ami! the more you obsess the better, just picturing in my mind you crawling up the wall going bonkers everytime Alonso shows the victory finguers just adds to the fun!... can't wait for the end of the season when he lifts the championship trophy as the youngest driver to ever win it ALL in the history of F1!!! (youngest to win podium, youngest to win race, yougest to make a pole, youngest to make a fastest race lap... and youngest to win a F1 champiionship! ) ... those Dr.Phil eyes are going to spin so fast they are going to pop right out of their sockets!!


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    Dr. Phil said:
    I just wonder if my spanish transplations actually make sense?
    Carlos? Is it nonsense or is it spanish?



    Well, thats was part of the funny part for me for example "clavos" means nails as in metal nails used to nail things down, not the nails on the tips of your finguers... took me a while to make that one out and its was twice as funny then




    Hehehehe.. I need to learn spanish. "Watch my screws..." hmmm...
    What about the rest? I dunno more spanish than "dos cervesas por favor", so I used an internet translation machine... but I guess that fits with Allahando's ability to speak...hehehehehe.

    "The youngest to make a pole.:" Dont you mean "the youngest F1 driver to get poled"?

    And yes...I'm afraid I will go pretty nuts if he wins the whole enchilada.
    My girlie already leaves the room when I watch F1 as it is...back in the good old Schumi days I was a nightmare to speak to during a race.
    Let's just say I'm not the biggest Schumi fan out there

    But Allahandandoza is a pretty good replacement for Schumi in that sense.
    But why are we even talking about this?
    The Iceman cometh...and Allahando unfortunately spins off, becomes the youngest girlieman F1 driver to break a nail and is out for the season...too bad.


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    Loooooool! I just read my undertranslation again.
    "Watch my nails"... Makes absolutely no sense at all...hehe (No smartass remarks now, ok?)
    Dammit. Spanish is a fun language

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    Well if Alonso wouldn't win the championship I would of liked Kimi to take it since he is my second favorite driver in the lineup, but we both agree that anybody except the Scummacer bothers!

     
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