Whoopsy:
Gladstone:

Just to help me keep up with all this, please let me know A, B, or C.

A. Tesla will make a sub 2 second 0-60 with a 1 ft rollout (really a 5-60 or a 6-60) just as they have claimed and the same way they measure the performance model 3

B. Tesla will make a sub 2 second 0-60 (no rollout) the same way they measure the model 3 SR+ and model 3 AWD

C. Tesla will not make the Plaid fast enough to do either A or B

 

D. Slap on some hot slicks, and uses a prep-ed drag strip, a current Model S 100D fully charged in whatever the hot mode is could already do it. 

E. In time, with all season tires.  I don’t see tire tech, motor power or computer traction control going in the wrong direction.  I also see many brands doing this, not just Tesla but we may be thanking them for being pioneers to some extent and making the industry more competitive - which benefits not just consumers but the other makers and suppliers.