Whoopsy:

You can argue all you want with physics dude. Laws of Physics always wins.

One needs at least 1.4g of traction on launch in order to do 0-60 in 2 second. 

There isn't a street tire with 1.4g of launch grip yet. 

Power isn't the issue, traction is, to get 2 second 0-60. 

You discount EV traction in your thinking. While there is only so much push you can give the tires off the line there is also 10 mph and then 15 20 25 30 35 etc. The Three motor EV will be using all of its power during the entire launch progressively. My little car already makes me ill running right at 3 seconds with around 450 HP.  I can feel that at 10 mph I could use more power and at 25 double the power would be put to good use. By 40 the whole 1000+ Hp would be welcome and useable. So while you are focused on the limited torque and traction and ICE engine provides you forgot your lesson from playing with slot cars as a kid.  

Anyway - I suggest you watch a dog chase a cat around a slippery kitchen floor.  Neither has very sticky paws but that cat can stop and go on a dime. There is an analogy worthy of your standard. 

Those g numbers you pulled out of thin air will look pretty silly- I may have to cut and paste some of this proof later.