You're right, Moogle. Porsche now does offer something for everyone, not only in its range of cars (Cayenne, Boxster, 911), but also within a single car model (comfort mode, sport mode, -20mm sport suspension, wood interior, carbon interior, XM radio, etc.). That's why, pretty soon, it wouldn't surprise me if the 911 had active cruise control, DVD players, third-row seating!

Dr. Porsche once said that Porsches weren't cars that were something for everyone, but rather, that they were cars that were everything to someone. That hardcore-ness was perhaps more rhetoric than anything else, I don't know. But Porsche is undeniably a less cool, less mystical brand than it used to be.