LOL. Whoopsy, it sounds like you just want people to see your giant boxes that say a fancy name on it. Also, when you buy stuff from high-end places, they offer to ship directly to your home (or hotel) so you don't need to carry a bunch of shit around with you all day. You come, you try, you buy, and then they offer to ship it often the same day.

Want to keep your box? They'll ship the thing empty if that's so important to you. Does your wife want to swap shoes and bags right then and there? No problem, they'll put your old one in the box and ship you that one.