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SVNSVN said:
Or he knew Nick was only visiting.



LOL!

I dunno, I think this story sounds like something from The Watchtower or L. Ron Hubbard.

I think it ended like this:

"..he stretched out his feeble arm and took my hand. With a stern but friendly look - a look I had never seen before in my life - and believe me I have seen some looks -- he solemnly said: "My friend, I am so happy, for I own not a Ferrari." He then dangled a set of Porsche Carrera GT keys in front of me, grabbed a belt and whipped my ass with it, then happily skipped along. Aaaah, yes. Truly the happiest man in the World.
Sadly this has made me hate Porsche more than anything, but what the heck".