WAY:

That Grizzly magazine made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my chair! 

Anyway, RS6...I just started looking at some used ones and there is a beautiful last generation RS6 with mighty 426kw that has only done 19,000km. Sure it's almost an 8 years old car but surely these are built solidly? Here she is.  https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Audi-RS6-2008/OAG-AD-12457313

Allegedly they're bulletproof both engine and gearbox and bloody powerful but the gearbox -again allegedly- feels outdated and a bit sluggish and typical Audi dynamics (nose-heavy). Price on this one seems pretty steep but I assume prices in your market are totally different.

If I were you, I'd check the next gen RS6, brilliant soundtrack, fantastic looks and much more alive. It's a car I'd really consider myself as well.


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2003 BMW M3 CSL (sold) / 2008 Porsche 911 GT3 RS / 2013 MINI John Cooper Works GP / 2014 BMW Alpina D3 biturbo Touring