Bloated whale? 

The new 5 series is actually the best looking BMW currently on the market, it's looks lean and powerful with the best proportions. Some might even argue that it's the best designed BMW sedan ever.

The M5 treatment makes it even better with aggressive lines and features. Only thing missing is a domed hood signalling power underneath.

If not for the fact that I just bought a Alpina B7 AND the M5 doesn't looks like it's going to get the xDrive treatment, I could have put down deposit for one of the firsts in Canada.