You can "Brand", "Decorate", "Shellac", "Dress Up", and "Polish" a POS, and bottom line, you still have a POS.

Off road a Grand Cherokee 5.7 hemi (not the 6.1hemi SRT-8) Jeep does rather well. But let us face reality. What the Jeep can do off road - so can the Cayenne. But what a Cayenne can do on the road or on a track M.C. Hammer put so eloquently "U Can't Touch This"

Answer to Question: Wouldn't drive it if you gave it to me.