It says one word to me, and that word is "GOOFY". Oh yeah, I forgot, there's also "CORNBALL" and "CHEESY". And the last two, you can alternate, i.e. "CORNY" and "CHEESEBALL".
Do you get a Porsche logo'd toupe' and a bottle of "Just for Men" Moustache dye with the purchase of the aero kit?

O.K., that's as hard hitting a sarcastic rant I'm likely to get away with without getting tossed off the forum!! LOL Just having fun!!

There's alot of things that you see on real race cars that are extremely functional, but ugly as socks on a chicken. When it's a race car, it's excusable, as function and checkered flags are ALL that matter in the end. But on a road-going car, it's a different paradigm. Think about it, if function were king for all performance cars, we'd all be strolling around the streets in cars that looked like Moslers and Chaparrals. Yuck.

If all 997's came with that wing standard, mandatory, I'd have to find something else to drive....