Guys, I need your help.
I finally cannot take her anymore.
This is the last straw, the drop in the cup...the final nail in my coffin.

After picking up (ex)girlie in Boxey and while nearing home, the woman spots an Audi TT in some sort of silver color (Boxey is arctic silver) and exitedly exclaims: "Oh, there's a car like yours".

I slowly turned my head towards her in sheer disbelief.
Even before our eyes met she knew....
Like a death row inmate chewing on his last meal...she knew...
"Oops! I did it again"

As calmy and composed as humanly possible I managed to squeeze the word "whaaaat?" out between my anger-trembling lips.

"Blasphemy!? Taketh thou The Lord, Ferdinand Porsche's name i vain??
Compareth thou a mortal Audi with a Porsche? You stupid woman!!!

But I must forgive her. I know.
She knoweth not what she doeseth.
But I must also kill her right after...that's a given.

Any creative ideas?