Hehehe...you've been contaminated with the P-virus.
Dangerous and impossible to cure

I believe Vladimir may have been SITTING in a Porsche before and pressed the clutch without actually driving it?

Congrats on the decision.
If I were you I'd DEFINATELY NOT tune it or tweak it before you have gotten used to the car. Its handling is so much fun, I think you will not miss the extra BHP. Plus tuning it will change its characteristics.