Congrats, Mike!

Don't let them give you a hard time. It's clear that you simply have an "illness" that can only be treated by buying more cars. The problem is that buying more is just a temporary fix. With all those nice cars, after you get up, eat breakfast, and read the paper, it's too hard to decide which one to drive, so you have no choice but to buy another.

I'm jealous! Enjoy!