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    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    MVN1971 and I have never met but there are two things I instinctively know about him...

    He is attracted to cars and women that know how to get his blood flowing (not necessarily in the same bodily direction) and make him feel alive.

    When driving his 997GT3 he will be tempted to briefly exceed the speed limit by more than 100%.

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    I just came back from Thailand where men have sex changes to become women!! So many of them there I lost count, but hey, hey these are great girly pics!!

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    Vincenzina, they're called 'lady boys'...AFAIK they don't actually get castrated though. Most just dress up like women.

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    easy_rider911 said:
    ...AFAIK they don't actually get castrated though.



    Easy, don't get any ideas about checking your facts there!

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    Fritz, did you know that they actually have contests to see which lady boy is most convincing as a woman!

    If any of you have seen Dirty Sanchez 2, there's a hilarious scene where the guys play a game called "which one isn't the lady boy?". It involves a group of disgusting British guys doing extremely sadistic, severely painful things. Anyway, it turns out that all the 'women' in this particular challenge are in fact lady boys. The sad fact is that they often look more beautiful than real women...

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    easy_rider911 said:
    The sad fact is that they often look more beautiful than real women...



    Maybe but then again I dunno... . Unless they've had very subtle cosmetic surgery I think there's a proportion thing to the face which always gives it away (I'm just guessing, not alot of experience, thankfully). Poor souls, imagine having to be near total obsession with your looks and mannerisms and never getting it even near perfect.

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    hey mvn, i dont think its the exhaust, maybe its all the house music thats still ringing in your ears. j/k
    how was the party? it seems like club rubber isnt doing so well lately.

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    raffi said:
    hey mvn, i dont think its the exhaust, maybe its all the house music thats still ringing in your ears. j/k
    how was the party? it seems like club rubber isnt doing so well lately.


    Club Rubber hasn't been as good as it use to be but my friends and I always have a good time. We got a table up front and got to see a chunky Vince Neil. There were also some decent DJ's spinning. And for those who might have suggested that my girlfriend might be a "thai boy", I assure she's not. This is for the skeptics. In St. Marteen.

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    looks even prettier without the make up... Congrats

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    mvn1971, does HB stand for Halfmoon Bay? If it does, I'm just close by. I work out of SSF. I'd like to know some of your gal pals. Your gf is pretty but can we also have a look at that gt3?

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    Wonder what has the higher maintence costs, the Gt3 or the gf,

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    easy_rider911 said:
    Vincenzina, they're called 'lady boys'...AFAIK they don't actually get castrated though. Most just dress up like women.



    Actually they are called Ka Toys in Thailand language...aka lady boys!!, been to Phuket 11 times, yes, many dress up, but just as many are getting sex changes up in Bangkok...just another day though in thailand

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    chapse said:
    Wonder what has the higher maintence costs, the Gt3 or the gf,



    probably the gf...just add all the presents, bills at restaurants etc...but hey, each one of the two rewards you in a "special" way..don't you think

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    chapse said:
    Wonder what has the higher maintence costs, the Gt3 or the gf,


    The cost all my cars (that's five) is cheaper than maintenane of my girlfriend. Just kidding. She's actually very low maintenance. Doesn't ask for anything. Cecause she doesn't ask for anything. I just spoil her. Merry Christmas Everybody. Will have pictures hopefully smaller one's of my GT3 with RS carbon fiber wing/HRE 540Rs\'s. Just taking forever on the rims. It's been 3 wk and they said it will take another 2-3wks. Carbon fiber wing won't get here until mid to late January.

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    mvn1971 said:
    Will have pictures hopefully smaller one's of my GT3 with RS carbon fiber wing/HRE 540Rs\'s. Just taking forever on the rims. It's been 3 wk and they said it will take another 2-3wks. Carbon fiber wing won't get here until mid to late January.




    Why the Wing

    Poseur Bling?

    I just don't understand

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    I think the wing on the GT3 looks okay but I really like the look of the carbon wing. Just personal preference. Gives it a much more aggressive look.

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    Would anyone object if we ask mvn1971 for more pictures?

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    Let's try this one more time to get reduce picture size

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    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    Anyone want to have a gf/wife picture contest instead of cars ?

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    how about pics of the GF with the GT3? Thanks!

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    chapse said:
    Anyone want to have a gf/wife picture contest instead of cars ?



    How about gf/wife AND cars:

    Now THAT'S a hottie! [nt]


    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

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    MMD said:
    Quote:
    chapse said:
    Anyone want to have a gf/wife picture contest instead of cars ?



    How about gf/wife AND cars:


    Smokin

    girlfriend

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    mvn1971 said:
    Let's try this one more time to get reduce picture size

    reduce?
    whhhaaaatttt?? nnnnooooo!
    please increase the picture size
    you're one lucky fellow!
    oh! your cars are OK too!
    jeff

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    icon said:
    Quote:
    mvn1971 said:
    Let's try this one more time to get reduce picture size

    reduce?
    whhhaaaatttt?? nnnnooooo!
    please increase the picture size
    you're one lucky fellow!
    oh! your cars are OK too!
    jeff



    Cars ??

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    chapse said:
    Anyone want to have a gf/wife picture contest instead of cars ?



    I think we just had, but it got locked. Wonder why...

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    WOW that a wonderfull thread!!! BUT i promise not to publish anything...

    LAST time i did that i destroyed the thread guys. Sorry

    Re: Exhaust so loud, didn't hear my girlfriend in the car.

    Dilinger, you went a bit too far posting pics showing ladies' oysters...

     
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