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    how many porsche owners...

    are married/divorced...?
    also...do any of you cheat on wives or girlfriend...

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    sertag said:
    also...do any of you cheat on wives or girlfriend...



    Why on Earth would I ever cheat on my wife?

    After all, I want to keep my Carrera GT

    Re: how many porsche owners...

    LOL!

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Carlos from Spain said:
    LOL!

    haha I was just thinking about that!! I'm a player/cheater/pimp/playboy/CarreraGtRacer...

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Carlos from Spain said:
    LOL!



    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Re: how many porsche owners...

    Cheater

    Why would we cheat. For god sake we've been loyal to Porsche for years and no matter what the horse power or the looks are we've been sticking by them just like our women.

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Ron (Houston) said:
    Why would we cheat. For god sake we've been loyal to Porsche for years and no matter what the horse power or the looks are we've been sticking by them just like our women.



    Well put, Ron

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Ron (Houston) said:
    Cheater

    Why would we cheat. For god sake we've been loyal to Porsche for years and no matter what the horse power or the looks are we've been sticking by them just like our women.



    Indeed

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Ron (Houston) said:
    Cheater

    Why would we cheat. For god sake we've been loyal to Porsche for years and no matter what the horse power or the looks are we've been sticking by them just like our women.



    Ok, that has to be the most politically correct whipped-a55 sissy remark I've ever heard...
    ...that, or you're all paranoid about getting spotted by your wife's lawyer(s) and hence experience the "was his" license plate up close and personal.


    Re: how many porsche owners...

    I can't STOP laughing

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Dr. Phil said:
    Ok, that has to be the most politically correct whipped-a55 sissy remark I've ever heard...
    ...that, or you're all paranoid about getting spotted by your wife's lawyer(s) and hence experience the "was his" license plate up close and personal.





    OK, I admit it. I was just making a little joke about the financial effects of divorce.

    The real reason I don't cheat is because I love my wife

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    Dr. Phil said:
    Quote:
    Ron (Houston) said:
    Cheater

    Why would we cheat. For god sake we've been loyal to Porsche for years and no matter what the horse power or the looks are we've been sticking by them just like our women.



    Ok, that has to be the most politically correct whipped-a55 sissy remark I've ever heard...
    ...that, or you're all paranoid about getting spotted by your wife's lawyer(s) and hence experience the "was his" license plate up close and personal.





    Dr. Phil, we all can't be so guileless. If anything, Ron's remarks were a master stroke for he has established
    "digitial deniability." by expressing his true sentiments!

    If any of you are thinking of getting married in the city of Santa Monica soon, you should know that many a man has
    driven to the divorce court there in a Ferrari and gone home in a city bus.

    Re: how many porsche owners...

    Quote:
    Dr. Phil said:
    Ok, that has to be the most politically correct whipped-a55 sissy remark I've ever heard...




    LOL.

    Re: how many porsche owners...

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    W8MM said:
    The real reason I don't cheat is because I love my wife



    That...plus the fact that visiting a mistress in your yellow CGT aint exactly the textbook recipe for a surefire way of getting some undercover-noogie.

    As for me I'll stick to my 4-wheeled mistress. At least my GF knows about her and accepts playing the second fiddle

     
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