Very entertaining and funny read from Tom Ford
Here are my favouite parts:

"The noise is somewhere between a V12 with no oil in it and a Formula One car's warped, high-pitched mechanical tearing. I try to feel guilty about that sleeping cow that looked like it was having a cud-reflux-induced heart attack as the car took off. Faintly, I can hear it's usually tonk-tonking bell going like a fire alarm as it takes off.."

"Just a moment later, when I have worked out how many mph that many kph is, I go white. And stop. Because I really cannot do that at that speed. I know this because last time I tried, I crashed."

Top Gear M5