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    Joke of the year!!!

    Gents,
    I received this at work today, it's a bit OT but very funny! Enjoy:




    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you g amble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s ex?"
    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh it?"

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    Fanch said:
    Gents,
    I received this at work today, it's a bit OT but very funny! Enjoy:




    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you g amble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s ex?"
    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh it?"



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    Re: Joke of the year!!!

    hhahahahahahhaha

    Re: Joke of the year!!!

    haha!

    Re: Joke of the year!!!

    HAHAHAHA

     
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