Very funny review by Jimmy Carr

"When looking for the perfect woman, men often say they would ideally have a whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen. When it comes to cars, we want one that's comfortable for the motorway, and exciting for tooling around country lanes. The Maserati Quattroporte is, quite frankly, a gourmet slut - Nigella Lawson with the moral compass of Abi Titmuss".