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    Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Guys, I need your help.
    I finally cannot take her anymore.
    This is the last straw, the drop in the cup...the final nail in my coffin.

    After picking up (ex)girlie in Boxey and while nearing home, the woman spots an Audi TT in some sort of silver color (Boxey is arctic silver) and exitedly exclaims: "Oh, there's a car like yours".

    I slowly turned my head towards her in sheer disbelief.
    Even before our eyes met she knew....
    Like a death row inmate chewing on his last meal...she knew...
    "Oops! I did it again"

    As calmy and composed as humanly possible I managed to squeeze the word "whaaaat?" out between my anger-trembling lips.

    "Blasphemy!? Taketh thou The Lord, Ferdinand Porsche's name i vain??
    Compareth thou a mortal Audi with a Porsche? You stupid woman!!!

    But I must forgive her. I know.
    She knoweth not what she doeseth.
    But I must also kill her right after...that's a given.

    Any creative ideas?

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Ha! Pull over, unlock the doors, turn your head to the right, make no eye contact, and say in a low-tone, non-emotional voice: get out.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Tell her to unbuckle seat belts and open the door... turn the wheel sharp left... then floor it!

    Whatever happens next is a passenger who does not follow seatbelt regulations and proper door operation!

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Make her study the porsche boxster catalogue.

    Even more, make her study the all porsche history from the first one ever drawn by ferdinant to the 2005 997C4s convertible.

    After all, it's the holidays, she's got to have some time to kill (wich is better than being killed)

    Don't forget to prepare her a big test with a lot of questions (photos, engine type, built dates, serial numbers, etc...) If she fails it, she's out. Period.

    "For love I would do anything", that's what they all say. Well, time has come to see if it' true.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    I'm sure you'll think of something creative .
    If you get into any trouble, just plead temporary insanity. When the jury finds out that the woman confused a mundane Audi TT for a Porshce (the very thought of it is upsetting), I'm sure they'll sympathize with you .
    Name one Porsche guy that wouldn't loose his self-control in such a situation.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Quote:
    Dr. Phil said:
    She knoweth not what she doeseth.

    Well spoken, Shakespeare!

    Back on topic: KILL HER!

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Tell her that if you compare a Porsche to an Audi again, you're gonna release some nasty explicit video from her and a VW Beetle driving dude back in the 70's - that gets most of em to shut up :-d

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Kiss her ! She must look fantastic...

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    Dr. Phil said:
    Any creative ideas?


    Front trunk? You don't have an American spec with silly emergency release handle do you?

    So if she can make that mistake with the TT, maybe you should keep quiet. Perhaps she thinks she's been driving around with Tom Cruise all this time.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Make her sign up for rennteam and peruse all of your photoshops Dr. Phil.

    mcdelaug

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    BjoernB said:
    Kiss her ! She must look fantastic...



    LoL...

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    Holminator said:
    Ha! Pull over, unlock the doors, turn your head to the right, make no eye contact, and say in a low-tone, non-emotional voice: get out.




    ohhhhhhhhhh thats what i would have done. damn, youve got style.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    Coffee said:
    Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?



    LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks.. ..

    throt..

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    throt said:
    Quote:
    Coffee said:
    Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?



    LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks.. ..

    throt..




    Then take pictures of what you're doing and post them on Rennteam LOL

    Just kidding of course :-P

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    ajcastaneda said:
    Quote:
    throt said:
    Quote:
    Coffee said:
    Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?



    LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks.. ..

    throt..




    Then take pictures of what you're doing and post them on Rennteam LOL

    Just kidding of course :-P



    Yea bring it on

    throt..

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    I'd say be glad that she doesn't have a clue. There's also a positive side to this.
    You can change your Pcars anytime, she won't notice. So no argument about spending to much money on cars.

    Recommendation

    Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.

    Re: Recommendation

    Quote:
    W211 said:
    Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.



    I want to kick her out...but her sex appeal just drives me nuts.

    Re: Recommendation

    Quote:
    Dr. Phil said:
    Quote:
    W211 said:
    Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.



    I want to kick her out...but her sex appeal just drives me nuts.



    She's a keeper, you two make a perfect looking couple! Don't be ashamed of your love, keep the top down and show the world.

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

    Hm.. this combined with the eyesight thread worries me. Are you sure she's not right and you ARE in fact driving an Audi TT?

    Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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    Ente said:
    Hm.. this combined with the eyesight thread worries me. Are you sure she's not right and you ARE in fact driving an Audi TT?



    Dr. Phil, Ente has a point there.

    It would also explain yet another thread where your car cannot hit the Boxster's top speed!

     
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