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Please tell me no one here has paid this kind of money for wax. 
Dec 20, 2006 3:27:07 PM
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Dec 20, 2006 8:27:51 PM
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69bossnine said:
I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
Thanks 69bossnine, I needed that!
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bstew said:
I now have seen it all. http://www.amazon.com/Zymol-12001-Royale-Glaze/dp/B000F3K0T8/ref=pd_ybh_a_16/102-8880191-7373725
Dec 21, 2006 6:07:49 AM
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Dec 21, 2006 3:24:39 PM
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easy_rider911 said:
The Swissol guy actually told me that a Pounds69 jar of Zuffenhausen wax can be used on around 30-40 applications. From my own experience, I can say that you only need to use a very small quantity (It isn't like the usual liquid waxes where one bottle of 500ml wax lasts only 8-10 applications). Even if it's 20 applications, that's Pounds3.45 per application. Damn cheap if you ask me.
I plan to wax every 4 months. So one jar will last me for years!!
Dec 22, 2006 1:30:01 AM
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69bossnine said:
I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
Dec 22, 2006 3:13:06 AM
Dec 22, 2006 11:01:28 AM
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69bossnine said:
I use wax that is 60% Saber-Toothed Puruvian Mountain Yak virgin ear wax, and 40% African Jungle Chihuahua fromunder cheese harvested with an antique wooden spoon by toothless tribeswomen who then cure it between their cheek and gum for 7 1/2 hours. It costs $7,000 an ounce, and there's a 5-year waiting list, and if you get caught with it in U.S. customs, you're shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
Of course, once you wax your car with it the result is not much different than a $7 bottle of Meguiars, but that's where you have to fly in a genuine hindu swami who will bring you into such a pure state of meditation that you'll swear it looks better, and was well worth the price...
If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a wax cynic. There's a point where you're just mentally masturbating. The real key is a decent quality product (no need to spend over $20 bucks for a can or bottle), and applying it frequently and properly.
Dec 23, 2006 12:09:15 PM
Dec 23, 2006 3:56:05 PM
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hutchingsp said: ... if you spend some money on decent washing products (shampoo, grit guards, towels etc.) it will pay off far more than any expensive wax ever will.
Jan 4, 2007 2:51:51 AM
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