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So, you got any insults that are NOT homophobic?
No.
LOL.. 
Acvtually, I think I'm more of a giliemanphobe than a homophobe.
But speking of homophobia, I just love this dialogue from "As good as it gets". Author Melvin Udall (portrayed by Jack Nicholson) gets disturbed by his sensitive and kind, gay neighbour whose dog - Verdell- Melvin Udall just shoved down the laundy shute in their apartment building.
The neighbour, Simon Nye (played by Greg Kinnear) confronts Udall about the dog issue for the second time within a few minutes in the middle of Udall's writing, thus disrupting Udall's concentration much to his dismay.
Simon has just rung the bell of Udall's door.
MELVIN
... Son-of-a-bitch-pansy-assed-stool-pusher.
He burst from his chair.
INT. APARTMENT BUILDING (NEW YORK) - HALLWAY - NIGHT
As Simon hears MELVIN through the door and takes a step back. Melvin throws open the door. He looks demonic.
MELVIN
(loud and angry)
Yeeeess!!!??
SIMON
Maybe this can wait.
Frank (Simon's friend played by Cuba Gooding Jr.) signals encouragement as Melvin opens the door.
SIMON
I found Verdell, Mr. Udall.
MELVIN
(Deeply sarchastic) Well, that's a load off.
Melvin walks back into the apartment and is about to close the door when Simon has another burst of bravery.
SIMON
Did you... do something to him?
MELVIN
Do you realize that I work at home?
SIMON
(eyes downcast)
No, I didn't.
MELVIN
Do you like to be interrupted when you're nancing around in your little garden?
SIMON
No... actually, I even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard in the ringer so no one can just buzz me from d...
MELVIN
Well, I work all the time. So never, never again interrupt me.
Okay? I mean, never. Not 30 years from now... not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in
there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking!
Or, if it's election night and you're excited and want to celebrate because some fudge-packer you dated has been elected the first queer President of the United States... and he's going to put you up in Camp David and you just want to share the moment with someone... don't knock... not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?!?
Now that should keep Brunner preoccupied for a few minutes
