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LowPolarMoment said:
Okay Dr. Phil. Nice and loud so they can hear you in the back row. A one and a two:
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
That's about as gayondo a song as it gets.
Was is that? The theme song for Siegfried & Roy?
LOL
"I wanna look into your eyes
but a soapbox would be nice
You're only 4 foot seven
but you can ride my pole to heaven.
Lalalala...ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Slosh!
Can you feel my pole position, Fernando?
They were fast, you were slow,
You drive like a girl and look like a ho
Youre a lipgloss sissy and Kimi makes you dizzy,
all YOU can do is hope their engines blow
Suckey A, suckety L, Suckety O, Suckety N
SO you really wanna be a girlieman among men?
It's sucha a disgrace when you think you won the race
and you gloat from the car with a smile on your face
U throw your hands in the air, are you really unaware
that your talent next to Kimi's is way beyond compare?
So enjoy your "victory" and your "championship"
no need to be embarrassed, but you need to get a grip:
Like Enrique and Beckham you belong to to a race
who's got hair like a girlie and make-up in your face
sobbing like a baby and crying to the press
I'm surprised you dont drive your car wearing a dress
With an attitude like that, who's gonna think youre a star? us?
The only one in your fanclub
is a girlieman named Carlos!
Word! Doc Pip is out!