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Jul 20, 2005 11:05:20 PM

Dr. Phil: Rennteam Master; Loc: Denmark , Denmark; Posts: 5884, Gallery; Registered on: Nov 30, 2004

Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Guys, I need your help.
I finally cannot take her anymore.
This is the last straw, the drop in the cup...the final nail in my coffin.

After picking up (ex)girlie in Boxey and while nearing home, the woman spots an Audi TT in some sort of silver color (Boxey is arctic silver) and exitedly exclaims: "Oh, there's a car like yours".

I slowly turned my head towards her in sheer disbelief.
Even before our eyes met she knew....
Like a death row inmate chewing on his last meal...she knew...
"Oops! I did it again"

As calmy and composed as humanly possible I managed to squeeze the word "whaaaat?" out between my anger-trembling lips.

"Blasphemy!? Taketh thou The Lord, Ferdinand Porsche's name i vain??
Compareth thou a mortal Audi with a Porsche? You stupid woman!!!

But I must forgive her. I know.
She knoweth not what she doeseth.
But I must also kill her right after...that's a given.

Any creative ideas?

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Jul 20, 2005 11:10:42 PM

Holminator: Veteran; Loc: USA , United States; Posts: 1041, Gallery; Registered on: Sep 28, 2004; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Ha! Pull over, unlock the doors, turn your head to the right, make no eye contact, and say in a low-tone, non-emotional voice: get out.

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Jul 20, 2005 11:22:24 PM

tooner: Veteran; Loc: SF-Bay Area; Posts: 832, Gallery; Registered on: Jan 8, 2005; Reply to: Holminator

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Tell her to unbuckle seat belts and open the door... turn the wheel sharp left... then floor it!

Whatever happens next is a passenger who does not follow seatbelt regulations and proper door operation!

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Jul 21, 2005 12:23:39 AM

amazon: Rennteam Pro; Loc: Belgium , Belgium; Posts: 2109, Gallery; Registered on: Jul 5, 2004; Reply to: tooner

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Make her study the porsche boxster catalogue.

Even more, make her study the all porsche history from the first one ever drawn by ferdinant to the 2005 997C4s convertible.

After all, it's the holidays, she's got to have some time to kill

(wich is better than being killed)

Don't forget to prepare her a big test with a lot of questions (photos, engine type, built dates, serial numbers, etc...) If she fails it, she's out. Period.

"For love I would do anything", that's what they all say. Well, time has come to see if it' true.

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Jul 21, 2005 2:00:39 AM

DamienL: Veteran; Loc: Ontario, Canada; Posts: 890, Gallery; Registered on: Jul 14, 2005; Reply to: amazon

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

I'm sure you'll think of something creative

.
If you get into any trouble, just plead temporary insanity. When the jury finds out that the woman confused a mundane Audi TT for a Porshce (the very thought of it is upsetting), I'm sure they'll sympathize with you

.
Name one Porsche guy that wouldn't loose his self-control in such a situation.

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Jul 21, 2005 2:28:11 AM

Martin J.S.: Co-Pilot; Loc: Germany; Posts: 256, Gallery; Registered on: Jan 20, 2004; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Quote:
Dr. Phil said:
She knoweth not what she doeseth.

Well spoken, Shakespeare!

Back on topic: KILL HER!

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Jul 21, 2005 2:42:16 AM

AJVIP: Expert; Loc:; Posts: 1862, Gallery; Registered on: May 30, 2005; Reply to: DamienL

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Tell her that if you compare a Porsche to an Audi again, you're gonna release some nasty explicit video from her and a VW Beetle driving dude back in the 70's - that gets most of em to shut up :-d

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Jul 21, 2005 3:39:06 AM

BjoernB: Rennteam Master; Loc: Switzerland , Switzerland; Posts: 4100, Gallery; Registered on: Oct 19, 2004; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Kiss her ! She must look fantastic...

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Jul 21, 2005 5:44:50 AM

wtsnet: Rennteam Pro; Loc: Bath, UK; Posts: 2430, Gallery; Registered on: Nov 19, 2004; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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Dr. Phil said:
Any creative ideas?

Front trunk? You don't have an American spec with silly emergency release handle do you?

So if she can make that mistake with the TT, maybe you should keep quiet. Perhaps she thinks she's been driving around with Tom Cruise all this time.

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Jul 21, 2005 12:52:30 PM

mcdelaug: Expert; Loc: Fort Worth, Texas , United States; Posts: 1829, Gallery; Registered on: Mar 3, 2004; Reply to: wtsnet

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Make her sign up for rennteam and peruse all of your photoshops Dr. Phil.

mcdelaug

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Jul 21, 2005 5:25:04 PM

tooner: Veteran; Loc: SF-Bay Area; Posts: 832, Gallery; Registered on: Jan 8, 2005; Reply to: BjoernB

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Quote:
BjoernB said:
Kiss her ! She must look fantastic...

LoL...

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Jul 21, 2005 5:38:52 PM

amir sarmad: Veteran; Loc: dubai, UAE; Posts: 909, Gallery; Registered on: Mar 30, 2005; Reply to: Holminator

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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Holminator said:
Ha! Pull over, unlock the doors, turn your head to the right, make no eye contact, and say in a low-tone, non-emotional voice: get out.

ohhhhhhhhhh thats what i would have done. damn, youve got style.

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Jul 22, 2005 8:05:51 AM

Coffee: Junior; Loc: Maryland, USA; Posts: 52, Gallery; Registered on: Jan 15, 2005; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?

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Jul 22, 2005 4:57:32 PM

throt: Rennteam VIP; Loc: London , United Kingdom; Posts: 6075, Gallery; Registered on: May 9, 2005; Reply to: Coffee

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

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Coffee said:
Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?

LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks..

..

throt..

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Jul 22, 2005 5:16:50 PM

AJVIP: Expert; Loc:; Posts: 1862, Gallery; Registered on: May 30, 2005; Reply to: throt

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Quote:
throt said:
Quote:
Coffee said:
Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?

LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks.. ..

throt..

Then take pictures of what you're doing and post them on Rennteam LOL

Just kidding of course :-P

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Jul 22, 2005 6:51:23 PM

throt: Rennteam VIP; Loc: London , United Kingdom; Posts: 6075, Gallery; Registered on: May 9, 2005; Reply to: AJVIP

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Quote:
ajcastaneda said:
Quote:
throt said:
Quote:
Coffee said:
Post her picture. Only then can we make the appropriate reccommendations. Did you mention how far "down south" she was born?

LOL ,, bend her over and smack her buttocks.. ..

throt..

Then take pictures of what you're doing and post them on Rennteam LOL

Just kidding of course :-P

Yea bring it on

throt..

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Jul 22, 2005 9:06:25 PM

Matt C: Veteran; Loc: Switzerland , Switzerland; Posts: 1092, Gallery; Registered on: Apr 28, 2003; Reply to: throt

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

I'd say be glad that she doesn't have a clue. There's also a positive side to this.
You can change your Pcars anytime, she won't notice. So no argument about spending to much money on cars.

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Jul 25, 2005 2:22:21 AM

W211: Pilot; Loc:; Posts: 410, Gallery; Registered on: Nov 18, 2003; Reply to: Matt C

Recommendation

Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.

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Jul 25, 2005 8:49:55 AM

Dr. Phil: Rennteam Master; Loc: Denmark , Denmark; Posts: 5884, Gallery; Registered on: Nov 30, 2004; Reply to: W211

Re: Recommendation

Quote:
W211 said:
Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.

I want to kick her out...but her sex appeal just drives me nuts.

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Jul 25, 2005 9:02:00 AM

W211: Pilot; Loc:; Posts: 410, Gallery; Registered on: Nov 18, 2003; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Recommendation

Quote:
Dr. Phil said:
Quote:
W211 said:
Post her picture on Rennteam, and we'll decide the appropriate action.

I want to kick her out...but her sex appeal just drives me nuts.

She's a keeper, you two make a perfect looking couple! Don't be ashamed of your love, keep the top down and show the world.

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Jul 25, 2005 10:37:43 AM

Ente: Senior; Loc: Germany , Germany; Posts: 781, Gallery; Registered on: Mar 24, 2005; Reply to: Dr. Phil

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Hm.. this combined with the eyesight thread worries me. Are you sure she's not right and you ARE in fact driving an Audi TT?

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Jul 25, 2005 9:39:19 PM

fritz: Rennteam VIP; Loc: BaWü , Germany; Posts: 10248, Gallery; Registered on: Jul 23, 2003; Reply to: Ente

Re: Fatal error. How to eliminate girlie?

Quote:
Ente said:
Hm.. this combined with the eyesight thread worries me. Are you sure she's not right and you ARE in fact driving an Audi TT?

Dr. Phil, Ente has a point there.

It would also explain yet another thread where your car cannot hit the Boxster's top speed!

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