Oh, you just wait for the season to start....I have been practicing the art of Carlos + Girlieman bashing this winter...so I am ready!!
No telling what will happen. Both Renault, Ferrari, McLaren and a coupl of other teams look promising, but of course no teamboss in his right mind will go public with a pre-season statement like "Oh, it looks really crappy. The engine sucks..and not the way it is supposed to suck, the drivers are bitching and test show that were are nowhere near competitive. But at least out pitbabes are all siliconed up and ready to blow..I mean go."
In fact there is only thing we can be sure of:
Kimi is king and Feminando Homonso will have a hard time weaseling his way to another championship. (Insert Carlos rebuttle here ____________
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My money is on Schumi, Kimi and the Honda team. I hope Barri finally gets a chance to shine and Jenson lives up to his potential.
I am also looking forward to seeing Klien and newcomer Scott Speed.
Finally an American back in F1....lets see if he can more than drive oval tracks
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If you wanna get in shape for the season, how about warming up with my ode to Alonsa from last season:
"I wanna look into your eyes
but a soapbox would be nice
You're only 4 foot seven
but you can ride my pole to heaven.
Lalalala...ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Slosh!
Can you feel my pole position, Fernando?
They were fast, you were slow,
You drive like a girl and look like a ho
Youre a lipgloss sissy and Kimi makes you dizzy,
all YOU can do is hope their engines blow
Suckey A, suckety L, Suckety O, Suckety N
SO you really wanna be a girlieman among men?
It's sucha a disgrace when you think you won the race
and you gloat from the car with a smile on your face
U throw your hands in the air, are you really unaware
that your talent next to Kimi's is way beyond compare?
So enjoy your "victory" and your "championship"
no need to be embarrassed, but you need to get a grip:
Like Enrique and Beckham you belong to to a race
who's got hair like a girlie and make-up in your face
sobbing like a baby and crying to the press
I'm surprised you dont drive your car wearing a dress
With an attitude like that, who's gonna think youre a star? us?
The only one in your fanclub
is a girlieman named Carlos!
And I believe the season JUST started....hehehehe
