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    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    jonquiljo said:
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    U Boat Commander said:
    Condoms.



    Yes, lots! And Viagra, don't leave home without it.



    This is funny

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    OCEAN said:
    I do keep a Taser under the seat on long road trips you can find yourself in some interesting places sometimes and if the top is down you are kind of vulnerable to more than with a hardtop

    http://www.taser.com/self_defense/index.htm



    I've always wanted to play with a Taser, but I'm pretty sure they'd be illegal here. They look like fun though.

    Any other Brits know for sure?

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    Ah. From the Taser UK website, it appears that they're only available for police and military:

    "It is emphasised that it is unlawful for civilians to possess any such item".

    Probably sensible. Oh well!

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    Thanks for the tip OCEAN... I am getting one for myself and my wife... I think this is a better alternative.

    OCEANS FIFTY thousand volts!!!



    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    I keep my Taser plugged into the cig lighter so that baby is always READY for some action!

    (O.K., I lied but I do have a permit to carry my .357 magnum as long as it's not concealed. In NC I can legally put that puppy on the passenger seat but NOT in the glove compartment.)

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    A carjackers worst nightmare. Mine must be concealed.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    I carry a Kimber .45 (8+1) 230gr JHP

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    Unlike a gun I am not afraid to use the Taser I have a model that almost looks like a cell phone . When I am taking road trips and pull into a gas station in some little town in the middle of nowhere with the top down and a cute girl in the front seat it has a way of attracting the wrong element at times .

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    GA997S said:
    better use a towel in case she "gets wet!" Right aj?



    Yeah, gotta have a beach towel (as opposed to a small dinky hand towel) on tap!!

    Like U-Boat, I have condoms and Astroglide (just in case the girl has Nick Berry syndrome and needs some help)


    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    Gun in car? Routine for some people. The insanity is that anyone would admit they carry one. Sorry. It's just asking for trouble.

    IOW, the only way anyone should ever know you carry one is when you discharge it to attempt to save your (or another person's) life.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    ajcastaneda said:
    Yeah, gotta have a beach towel (as opposed to a small dinky hand towel) on tap!!

    Like U-Boat, I have condoms and Astroglide (just in case the girl has Nick Berry syndrome and needs some help)





    LMFAO!!!!

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    An absolute necessity for those failed Friday and Staurday nights..

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    throt said:
    An absolute necessity for those failed Friday and Staurday nights..



    HAHAHAA Throt!!! Hey, she's not far off from some of our "real" plastic California girls!

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    greggr107 said:
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    throt said:
    An absolute necessity for those failed Friday and Staurday nights..



    HAHAHAA Throt!!! Hey, she's not far off from some of our "real" plastic California girls!



    Is that the super bitch, I-think-I'm-Sarah-Jessica-Parker- from-Sex-and-the-City version of that doll? Cause if so, then it wouldn't be too far from our NY women

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    throt said:
    An absolute necessity for those failed Friday and Staurday nights..



    The problem I heard is it requires the use of the can of goo.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    MMD said:
    Gun in car? Routine for some people. The insanity is that anyone would admit they carry one. Sorry. It's just asking for trouble.


    Why?

    Some professions make it a necessity, IMO. And it's concealed- so how would you know.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    JimFlat6 said:
    Sometimes extra ammo and water , but nothing else important and nothing ID can be stolen from if the car gets stolen.

    Identity theft is big on the west coast. You can take your proof of insurance and registration to a copy center and shrink them yourself onto one two sided piece paper. Keep it in your wallet instead of the car, or just take the proof of insurance. If you are stopped by the police in the US, the most basic NCIC check will tell them who the car is registered to anyway, so its really meaningless to carry the registration docs around anymore. Its just a antique custom.




    Didn't know auto theft/identity theft were relevant issues to any high-end guy on W Coast/any other major US urban region.....

    Jim, you gotta stop going to those sketchy parts of town as part of your "philanthropic" efforts.....

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    MMD said:
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    throt said:
    An absolute necessity for those failed Friday and Staurday nights..



    The problem I heard is it requires the use of the can of goo.



    Lol lads ,, no just make sure you strap her in the Adaptives..

    throt..

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    SVNSVN said:
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    MMD said:
    Gun in car? Routine for some people. The insanity is that anyone would admit they carry one. Sorry. It's just asking for trouble.


    Why?

    Some professions make it a necessity, IMO. And it's concealed- so how would you know.



    Sometimes I really forget how much I should appreciate living in the UK. It's nice to be reminded.

    MY BIKE !!!!


    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

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    JamesC said:
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    SVNSVN said:
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    MMD said:
    Gun in car? Routine for some people. The insanity is that anyone would admit they carry one. Sorry. It's just asking for trouble.


    Why?

    Some professions make it a necessity, IMO. And it's concealed- so how would you know.



    Sometimes I really forget how much I should appreciate living in the UK. It's nice to be reminded.




    Yeah, I'm sure the UK is great! Look forward to visiting soon.
    The USA isn't perfect but it's still by far the place I prefer to live. Sorry for OT.


    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    You never admit you're carrying one. If you do some antigun nut can tell the cops you brandished it. Then you're screwed (zero-tolerance for concealed weapons permit infractions) because how would the tattletale know you HAD a gun unless you "brandished" it? IOW, if you tell ANYONE you're packing you give them something they can use against you.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    MMD,

    True, never admit it- why would you want to broadcast it.

    As I'm sure you know, not everyone is required to have a permit to carry a concealed weapon legally.

    Re: What do you carry around in your car?

    I usually have my PIAT (Projector Infantry Anti-Tank) on the passenger seat for those minivans hugging the left lane.

     
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