Thank ya'll for the interest and kind words.
Anymore of that, and the last of my hair will come off
My "Maserati Tour for the poor" is over and it was a huge success!
Robin was ecstatic as she got to decorate 4-5 cardboard shelters Laura Ashley style.
Next project will be something that has been close to my heart the 30-odd years I've been practicing: it's "The New Orleans F430 Relief Fund".
Finally I get a chance to help where it counts and really make a difference!
I will be driving around New Orleans in my Relief Fund F430 and pick up as many needy people as the car will fit. By pointing out specific facts about the car, I will demonstrate to these people, that working harder than they have been and knowing that "you cannot fix what you dont acknowledge" they will get the tools to go back to the Projects and get gunned down...knowing that they have touched my F430.
Then I will turn them over to my son, Jay, who will help these poor people get a better home and give tips on how to cope with living in a floating house.
But there is more:
As I have already pointed out in another post:
I am having an intensive Dr Phil class called "10 easy ways to get vitamine P".
This may be of interest to you.
We will have guest visits from former exotic dancers slash adult entertainers who all suffer from the rare combination of being almost unable to say "no" and at the same time suffer from narcolepsy.
This is also the reason why they all had to quit their jobs. Now thery are in their early twenties and do their best to see if a hard daily workout can help them get their lives back.
I have agreed to try to coach them as much as I can duting their hard workouts - just to make sure that their mind and hardbodies are in synch...
As a participant in this course you will get close and personal with these ladies and really get to know which mental mechanisms affect them and how.
The course is 999.95$ and this includes a signed copy of my book "10 ways to drag all of your family into showbusiness and make a bundle on it", a disposable camera and a kitchen roll.
Remember: You can drag a camel thru a horehouse, but ya aint gonna sift a slidetrombone thru an electric fence with a turnip truck!