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Carlos from Spain:

wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

 

But between noon and 3pm weekdays, they can only do it on the living room sofa, and between 5pm-7pm, can't do it on the dining table. Saturday is free for all, but only if it's raining.

Think there is about 8 pages of footnotes, but those are stuck in the church waiting to be rubber stamped. 

 

Don't forget Donald Trump will build a wall so you can have sex anytime on Sundays!


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