Of all places it would happen in the UK wouldn't it? These kids need to have their as5 handed to them on a plate. What I would give to catch one of them red-handed.

It's not only punk kids we have to worry about. I street-park in London and left my car (previously an E46 coupe) for one week whilst I was on holiday. When I returned, I discovered the boot had been "crunched" to such an extent that I couldn't even open it. One of my neighbour's witnessed a builder's truck backing painfully/slowly into it while I was away. Lovely.

Within 3 days of getting my Cayman S, the garbage men managed to put several horizontal scratch lines across my bonnet by trying to squeeze past cars, while carrying garbage.

I need some cameras and shock sensors....can anybody recommend?