Easy if I were to judge by the frequency you post I'd say that your lovely P-car would have more than 10k miles on it. I'm a bit surprised to realize that you only have 2.7k but anyway this is the best alternative to not bothering yourself with washing/polishing/waxing.

FYI I took delivery of mine back in October 06 and have already 10k km/1,609=6.2k miles