You continental European guys are all ganging up on me speaking languages I can't understand!

But, guys, don't forget, I'm armed with my trusty Google toolbar!!

"Cul" means bottom in French, yeah? "lonso" is short for Alonso.

I'm guessing here - you're implying Alonso likes it in the ***?? Dr. Phil would be proud of you all making jokes about Signor Alonso's s*xual orientation!!