Hey, while we're at it, let's discuss how many lateral G's a 997S can pull, vs. a 997TT, in a McDonald's drive-thru!!!

But seriously folks, if you're neighbor is so goofy that he's quoting you 0-60 times from his copy of R&T, and using that as a basis to question your justification for the purchase of a 997TT, buckle him into the passenger seat, take him for a ride, and then when you get back to the driveway, while he's still paralyzed with fear, and stammering, with a stream of drool flowing from a corner of his mouth, cram the magazine up his posterior and light it on fire, take a picture, and send it to Car & Driver for their next "10 best" issue.

Having grown up 15 minutes away from an NHRA dragstrip, can you tell that I have no patience for magazine racing, let alone zero to barely moving acceleration times??