Lol.  If I had said anything positive about my car after 40 k miles of ownership I would be accused of being an uninformed fan boy. Of course in one afternoon, never having owned a Tesla, you find the Mustang superior in just about every regard - except for those you don’t care about.  Speed, range, safety and resale value and anything Tesla. 
Nice write up though. Good use of words. Maybe a bit bias against Tesla. Ya think. Rotflmao.