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    wife used my new cs

    my wife used my new cs the other day to go 2 miles to the gym. i have told her that if anything happens to car, dont come home! she has a history of using my new cars and "someone" either scratches or dents it, usually when she is parked. last car it was a truck that hit passenger side. i later heard from ins. co that the truck that hit her was actually parked. but i digress...
    she returned crying and shaking that a tree branch, fence post etc hit the passenger side mirror as she was carefully driving. the mirror snapped in to the passenger window shattering the glass mirror. she said the mirror folded in so far that it hit the window and caused the mirror to shater. has anyone heard of the mirror folding in that far? by the way, there wasnt even a mark on side view mirror housing.
    her friends told her use some tape, he'll never notice!

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    Yup that happened to me once on a 996 turbo, the passenger side mirror hit a parked driver side mirror on an extremely narrow street, shattering my mirror, but the mirror casing was fine not even a scratch

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    sucks...did she come home?

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    she came home...i told her i waited 35 years for a wife, but 43 years for a porsche....wich is easier to find?
    p.s.
    now it was my fault because the cs is so fast she didnt expect it to accelerat like that!

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    If i could give some advice: its a really difficult situation you're in as your cs was damaged but remember that its easier to fix a car than it is a relationship.

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    how did you know my wife is canadian also(LOL). at least she wont use my car anymore!

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    Sorry Dr.Fredo.When you heard the news did you imitate Renée from Alô Alô "you stupid woman"...?

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    Paulo_Rangel_Melo said:
    Sorry Dr.Fredo.When you heard the news did you imitate Renée from Alô Alô "you stupid woman"...?



    Well, I'd prefer to go for "that picture with the fallen Madonna with the big b..bies".
    Or how about "I shall say siz only once...".
    BTW: "Allo Allo" is available on DVD now, all four seasons. I can highly recommend it to all "war time comedy" lovers, it is in the same league with MASH and Dad's Army. Yep, I'm a German but I love British Comedy and of course US sitcoms like Cheers, Becker (my favorite), Shoot Me, Married with Children, Scrubs, King Of Queens, Malcolm in the Middle, Spin City, etc. I can also highly recommend to our US friends two very nice british police series, the classic The Professionals (I just love Lewis Collins in the role of Bodie...that grim look ) and the newer MI-5. Both are very special and more related to CIA/NSA-like stuff than police work. Sorry for the off-topic post.

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    Wow RC I agree with all your choices ! In fact I have just set up a "Slingbox" so I can watch UK Gold on my PC in the US from my Mothers Satelite box in UK.

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    Alô Alô is just fabulous.For me everything about the 80's it's cool, well, except maybe for the big apearace of HIV.
    Musics, Cars, Girls (Christie Blinkie, Jane Seymour and so yon and so yon:) it's cool even the makeup, the clothes and the hair.

    By the way, there was a "German" (he's from Austria), singer that i loved which was Falco and also Alphaville was very cool.

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    I'm afraid Falco died in a car accident a few years ago.
    "Der Kommissar" was a great dance hit, especially the various dance/club mixes, we loved this song.

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    it just so happens falco was killed right by my beach house. he was very very drunk!! we passed by 5 minutes after it happened

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    drfredo said:
    it just so happens falco was killed right by my beach house. he was very very drunk!! we passed by 5 minutes after it happened



    I think he flipped over in his Jeep, right?
    Sad thing.

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    drfredo said:
    she came home...i told her i waited 35 years for a wife, but 43 years for a porsche....wich is easier to find?
    p.s.
    now it was my fault because the cs is so fast she didnt expect it to accelerat like that!



    Man this if funny. My wife has had a few "mishaps" before but at the end of the day it is just a car. It can be replaced. I love your saying " i waited 35 years for a wife, but 43 years for a porsche....wich is easier to find ".

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    bstew said:
    Quote:
    drfredo said:
    she came home...i told her i waited 35 years for a wife, but 43 years for a porsche....wich is easier to find?
    p.s.
    now it was my fault because the cs is so fast she didnt expect it to accelerat like that!



    Man this if funny. My wife has had a few "mishaps" before but at the end of the day it is just a car. It can be replaced. I love your saying " i waited 35 years for a wife, but 43 years for a porsche....wich is easier to find ".



    I think I'm going to show my wife this thread. She's been asking lately to drive my 997S. I've had it now for over a year and I still haven't let her drive it. Maybe she'll understand?

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    falco was drunk and flipped his jeep in front of a bus turning into a bar. my wife actually asked me again to use my cs last weekend. she will never learn!! my 4 yo son keeps telling her "mommy bad, hurt daddys rocket car". he is a future porsche owner!!

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    "mommy bad, hurt daddys rocket car"

    I love it!!! You've got a smart boy. just watch out for the day he gets his license or it may be mommy saying "(insert name here) bad, hurt daddys rocket car"

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    I have been trying to get my wife to drive out 997 but she will not. I just got back from a 2 week business trip and the car is in the same spot as when I left it. I guess some wifes want to dirve and some don't. Go figure. She need to drive it as she is paying for it.

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    bstew said:
    ...She need to drive it as she is paying for it.



    What's better than a wife that pays for your toys and doesn't even want to use them...?

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    now thats something to wish for!!!!! i was going to tell my wife that my girlfriend never drives my car, so why should she?, but i didnt think that would go over to well!

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    Ferdie said:
    Quote:
    bstew said:
    ...She need to drive it as she is paying for it.



    What's better than a wife that pays for your toys and doesn't even want to use them...?



    I must admit it is kinda nice...

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    drfredo said:
    p.s.
    now it was my fault because the cs is so fast she didnt expect it to accelerat like that!



    lololololol

     
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