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    A feminist plot

    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.

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    such incendiary comments are the spices of the metaphorical rennteam stew

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    AUM said:
    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.



    You should stop watching "Charmed" or "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer".

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    Do you sleep with a gun under your pillow?

    Re: A feminist plot

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    AUM said:
    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.



    Are you just mad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore?

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    Are you just mad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore?



    Strike! LOL..

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    RC said:
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    AUM said:
    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.



    You should stop watching "Charmed" or "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer".



    Buffy drives stick

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    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.



    You should stop watching "Charmed" or "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer".



    Buffy drives stick



    Hope she can handle one as well.

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    AUM said:
    Sources say a well-know woman's magazine may have increased 997 Turbo Tip sales. Apparently this feminist mag provided hypnosis techniques to a new breed of speed-crazed wives. Armed with these secret techniques wives could persuade their unsuspecting manual-loving husbands to buy the new Turbo Tip.The intention was to secure a fast drive to the shops in an automatic Turbo when the husbands becamedisillusioned with Tip and refused to drive it.

    Other sources say PAG funded the entire scam to dump old Tips, but this has yet to be confirmed.



    You should stop watching "Charmed" or "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer".



    Buffy drives stick



    Hope she can handle one as well. [/quote

    Buffy is the best with a stick. Watch her stick vampires.

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    Hurst said:
    such incendiary comments are the spices of the metaphorical rennteam stew


    LOL!

    ...except that some of these gals pull the seat up so close their 'parts may get in the way ....cause unintended shifting- maybe USA cars need add'l warning sticker .

     
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