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    Re: So the King of Sweden Drives a ..........

    By the way, here's a textbook example of Danish versus Swedish genes.

    I give you: Danish actors Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, King Arthur etc) and Viggo Mortensen (Lord of the Rings, Hidalgo, History of violence etc).
    And Swedish actors Stellan Skarsgaard (Good Will Hunting, Hunt for Red October etc) and Peter Stormare (PrisonBreak, Minority Report etc).

    But in all fairness, both swedish actors are excellent supporting actors

    However, Sweden gave us Lena Olin, the Graaf sisters, Britt Ekland and Ingrid Bergman. We only have Connie Nielsen, Helena Christensen and a few other international beauties. Apart from Connie, they are nowhere near Swedish standards..
    So clearly the best and most logical solution, would be for you to send your best girls over here. That way we can generate a healthy gene pool, and perhaps avoid those Swedish weather guy types in the future

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    Besides, isn't Dolph Lundgren gay?

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    Aaah, he pulls an ace from the old days!! Dolph Lundgren!
    We also have a Dolph in Denmark. He looks like this:
    He is part of a hilarious comedy show, and is named Dolph...because it's a silly girliename.


    MUAHAHA!

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    Dr. Phil said:

    However, Sweden gave us Lena Olin, the Graaf sisters, Britt Ekland and Ingrid Bergman. We only have Connie Nielsen, Helena Christensen and a few other international beauties. Apart from Connie, they are nowhere near Swedish standards..
    So clearly the best and most logical solution, would be for you to send your best girls over here



    I'll trade you the Graaf sisters for Helena Christensen any day!

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    However, Sweden gave us Lena Olin, the Graaf sisters, Britt Ekland and Ingrid Bergman. We only have Connie Nielsen, Helena Christensen and a few other international beauties. Apart from Connie, they are nowhere near Swedish standards..
    So clearly the best and most logical solution, would be for you to send your best girls over here



    I'll trade you the Graaf sisters for Helena Christensen any day!



    Oh,hell no. Are u kidding?
    Thats like trading dynamite for wet fireworks. Unless you know something I dont. Are they post-op men or something...???
    (Gratouitous photo....just to let the others know what we are talking about )

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    Okay, let's settle this once and for all now. You don't have royalty like this in Denmark (nor does Norway):

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    Another one:

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    Case should be closed now:

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    Okay, let's settle this once and for all now. You don't have royalty like this in Denmark (nor does Norway):



    Frkkin A ! She is decent!

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    Denmark and Norway dont have their own carbrands. I rest my case



    http://en.think.no/

    The company has been under Ford control for some time and is finally on its own and recovering. Going to get some help from Tesla now on the batteries, so could be interesting for those who want such things

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    And Norway. Well, I think Elysium's post makes it perfectly clear why we gave that away: For centuries they have been trying SO hard to convince us, that they are better than us. We simply couldn't take their inferiority complex.




    I simply stated that we won more olympic gold medals than you guys, that your danish inferiority complex could not live with that is hardly my fault

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    And "WRC is more important than Le Mans": With arguments like that, who needs mushrooms?




    Read my whole sentence, especially the part "from a drivers position"..

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    Have you been sniffing Northsea oil again?




    We have too much fun ripping you guys of with the current oil prices to spend it like that

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    Okay, let's settle this once and for all now. You don't have royalty like this in Denmark (nor does Norway):



    A man knows when he's beaten, there's no competition in that departement

    And another thing.. Our King has not, and will not, be seen driving a BMW M3 CSL! Kudos to "Kungen" ("The King" in Swedish for those of you who for some reason are not familiar with the expression ) for that

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    Yes Lasse, the competition is over... Denmark is merely an extension to Öresundsbron

    Back to "Kungen", he crashed the very same M3 CSL in the summer of 2005, into a Volvo in a roundabout.

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    Yes Lasse, the competition is over... Denmark is merely an extension to Öresundsbron

    Back to "Kungen", he crashed the very same M3 CSL in the summer of 2005, into a Volvo in a roundabout.



    I'd say it's rather ironic that Sweden has such tough traffic penalties, wouldn't you?

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    In addition to the BMW M3 CSL Kungen has a few other nice cars in his garage:
    - Porsche 911 Targa, -73.
    - Porsche 911 Carrera, -87.
    - Porsche 911 GT3, -02.
    - Volvo PV, -46.
    - Pontiac GTO, -66.
    - De Tomaso Pantera, -71.
    - Ferrari 456 MGT, -99.
    - AC Cobra 289 Sports, -66.

    He frequently drives his GT3 on track and he also attends a yearly rally in Sweden, where he last year drove a Porsche Carrera 4.

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    Okay, let's settle this once and for all now. You don't have royalty like this in Denmark (nor does Norway):



    Nice...I'd fancy a royal shag.
    However, our royalty don't have their tits hanging out their dresses - they go for the classic, aristocratic look.
    In Denmark we look for more qualities than cleavage in our royalty.

    But how can I blame the Swedish court - it's such a young monarchy compared to the Danish - how would they know any better?

    Like Sweden has their imported queen Sylvia (Austrian?), we have our imported princess and queen-to-be, Australian Mary Donaldson.

    I think u need to give your tiny princess a huge boob-job to beat that

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    Dr. Phil said:
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    JohnJohn said:
    Okay, let's settle this once and for all now. You don't have royalty like this in Denmark (nor does Norway):



    Nice...I'd fancy a royal shag.
    However, our royalty don't have their tits hanging out their dresses - they go for the classic, aristocratic look.
    In Denmark we look for more qualities than cleavage in our royalty.

    But how can I blame the Swedish court - it's such a young monarchy compared to the Danish - how would they know any better?

    Like Sweden has their imported queen Sylvia (Austrian?), we have our imported princess and queen-to-be, Australian Mary Donaldson.

    I think u need to give your tiny princess a huge boob-job to beat that



    Sure, we imported Silvia (Germany) like you imported Mary. (BTW, olympic games seem like a very good matchmaker since that's where both Silvia and Mary met their husbands.) But to be fair you can't compare Madeleine to Mary. Madeleine is of royal blood, while Mary is just a simple commoner who happened to snag a prince.

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    You are all wrong wrong wrong wrong! By faaaarr this most attractive monarch is....:

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    now thats the sizzle,...she looks like a some sort of zombie!

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    Now we know what went wrong with this tattoo, he was looking at the wrong picture after all.

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    Yes, case closed!

    Thanks, JohnJohn, I was hoping someone would post her picture- beautiful!

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    now thats the sizzle,...she looks like a some sort of zombie!



    What a train wreck!

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    now thats the sizzle,...she looks like a some sort of zombie!



    What a train wreck!



    At around 80 years of age ole Lizzy is hardly playing in the same league as the two Scandinavian airheads. Not really fair posting the most unattractive picture of her ever taken and then comparing it with a picture of a skankily-dressed princess and a photoshopped imported chick . I say they all suck, although I'd personally take the Swedish girl for the pure entertainment factor .

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    Yes, case closed!

    Thanks, JohnJohn, I was hoping someone would post her picture- beautiful!



    I aim to please - Madeleine too I think

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    now thats the sizzle,...she looks like a some sort of zombie!



    What a train wreck!



    At around 80 years of age ole Lizzy is hardly playing in the same league as the two Scandinavian airheads. Not really fair posting the most unattractive picture of her ever taken and then comparing it with a picture of a skankily-dressed princess and a photoshopped imported chick . I say they all suck, although I'd personally take the Swedish girl for the pure entertainment factor .



    Crash!! Never have I heard such foolhardy rubbish!

    "Ol" Lizzie is in her prime right now; I just guess you're too young to appreciate that!

    As for those Swedish girls..pah they are as thin as rakes..."does my tampon make me look fat?" sorta thing!? (UK people: did anyone else see that on Parky?!!)



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    jamesaug said:
    now thats the sizzle,...she looks like a some sort of zombie!



    What a train wreck!



    At around 80 years of age ole Lizzy is hardly playing in the same league as the two Scandinavian airheads. Not really fair posting the most unattractive picture of her ever taken and then comparing it with a picture of a skankily-dressed princess and a photoshopped imported chick . I say they all suck, although I'd personally take the Swedish girl for the pure entertainment factor .



    Crash!! Never have I heard such foolhardy rubbish!

    "Ol" Lizzie is in her prime right now; I just guess you're too young to appreciate that!

    As for those Swedish girls..pah they are as thin as rakes..."does my tampon make me look fat?" sorta thing!? (UK people: did anyone else see that on Parky?!!)





    Well, if you think Ole Lizzie is in her prime right now, then go to Buckingham palace and have some fun with her. I'm sure you'll love all the wheelchair races and find the potty games. I'll stick to the sucky, rakey bimbos with huge tampons .

     
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