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    ALL-NEW PIMP-MOBILE !!!!

    Yo, what up? This is big Doc P pimpin the pen once again, wondering if you biatches got the pimp juice like me.
    Ay yo trip!
    Me brotha and himself in Da Porscha strecthmarked limo going off to ChillTown wit a fifth in ma pocket and biatch posse waitin fo me!

    Yo aint got nothing on me!
    HoHO!
    Doc Piddy.

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    Bad a** Miami style stretch Boxsta

    Way hotta than those corny lookin Cayennes!


    U nailed it!

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    Yo! Wanna sip of me fifth?
    Be slippin.
    Be pumpin up da biatches in da back of da stretch.
    Trippin. Out.

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    Heh. Somebody call 5-O. Me thinks the young doctor needs to see the flip side of pimping, salad tossing, and such.

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    Oh, I get loads of pimpin eveery year. White man style pimpin, that is. I live near an amusement park that appeals to "common folk" (dunno what to call their audience since we dont have trailer parks in Denmark).
    Every summer season we get loads of pimped up cars rolling by my house and they even have an MC-caravan to open and close the park at each end of the season.
    I guess it's a far cry from drive-by shootings and such....but someone once threw a piece of bubble gum paper out the window as he was passing me in his trashy pimpmobile! Oh, the horror!
    And that about covers the level of crime we have here...apart from the regular burglaries and drunks dancng in the rose gardens.

    So I aint be seeing da flipside of da pimp-o-rama, dood!
    But I can go to Copenhagen not far from here and find types that look exactly like the two on the pic. But they wont be driving a Porsche...they'll most likely be in a FUBARED BMW 320i from 1986.


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    Dr. Phil, how come that you have loads of time on your hands?

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    Wild-Speed said:
    Dr. Phil, how come that you have loads of time on your hands?



    LOL! Trust me, I don't!
    Took me about 2-3 hours to do inbetween work.
    Besides, when pimpin is in your blood...you just cant help yourself.


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    Wild-Speed said:
    Dr. Phil, how come that you have loads of time on your hands?



    Dr Phil is Denmarks only self appointed automotive internet comedian. Obviously, he suffers from a rare version of PIBS -- Porsche Intertnet Borge Syndrome.

    God help us all if he owns a piano

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    JimFlat6 said:
    Quote:
    Wild-Speed said:
    Dr. Phil, how come that you have loads of time on your hands?



    Dr Phil is Denmarks only self appointed automotive internet comedian. Obviously, he suffers from a rare version of PIBS -- Porsche Intertnet Borge Syndrome.

    God help us all if he owns a piano



    I actually do!
    Yikes!

    Re: ALL-NEW PIMP-MOBILE !!!!

    Ay yo trip!
    New gear fo da jennu-wine pimp!
    Aint nothin lak keepin yo pants on in da style!

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    ahahaa I love this guy

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    I find it very weird that someone from Denmark is doing this.

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    The fact that real people in the States actually ride around in cars like the one I Photoshopped....THAT's weird!!


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    TopherV said:
    I find it very weird that someone from Denmark is doing this.



    P. Docky merely has a sophisticated eye, and a finely tuned ear, for American cultural aesthetic niches

    Word!

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    I encourage everyone to watch the DVD movie "Malibu's Most Wanted" to understand what is happening here. It's cool. No worries.

    Word! Fo shizzle.

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    What can I say...I'm a black pimp trapped in the body of a white advertising guy. I want out!

    Now aint that a picture youd like to fall asleep to?

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    Can I ask 1 mo question dr. Phil? R u online twennie fo seven doin' yo rennteam shizzle and whatnot?

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    Close. Im usually online 18 hours a day....unfortunately most of them not just for rennteaming but work

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    Haha...Dr. Phil you are special type of guy!

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    Make damn sure you don't let some of the guys on the 997 board see this. They'll start crying and call you a racist over here too...

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    Tour18 said:
    Make damn sure you don't let some of the guys on the 997 board see this. They'll start crying and call you a racist over here too...



    Hey, Im just a cracker lost in a bag of Wonderbread

    No harm intended, but Dr Phil has created a vision of a more
    friendlier Boxsta that breaks out of the usual Porsche demographic of overly serious and self righteous ancient honkeys who live in a world of useless self declared self importance.

    Me dont think a 4dr Boxsta is gonna get Dr Phil any slot time with J LO or Beyonce. For that, he'z gonna need a 4 door lambo Mercy to move his game up with those fine hammers

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    Hehehehe Jim, u know things, dontcha?
    Are you plugged in to the business or did you listen one time too many to the new J-Lo album?
    Besides, getting close to J-Lo would take someone who either
    a) Likes Vegas, and Reno in particular
    b) Is tone deaf
    c) Is loaded or knows someone who will sponsor J-Lo and shower her with ridiculously expensive gifts - and still like it when she ups and leaves with the blingbling
    d) is a record producer......who isnt Tommy Mettola
    e) a combination of the above. Preferably B+ D.

    Besides, I think her a55 is too big for me Boxsta.

    Ay Caramba!
    Adios hombres!
    Donde esta la biblioteca?

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    J-Lo is way big into branded fashion merchandise for the 17-30 yo female segment. She may have a helium a55, but her biz brain is just as big. Revenue from her clothing and perfume line is big money. Shes morphed herself into a nationally known and marketed fashion brand, and she owns that franchise lock stock and barrel. She's very clever smart.

    Personally me prefers the Czech super models, but thats another story.

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    JimFlat6 said:
    Shes morphed herself into a nationally known and marketed fashion brand, and she owns that franchise lock stock and barrel. She's very clever smart.




    A Latina Madonna?

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    Shes way beyond Madonna when it comes to biz smarts, more like a Latina mini Donald Trumph.

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    yes, it is indeed amazing how far you can go with a total lack of talent and a commitment to do whatever it takes.

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    Dr. Phil (Doc Piddy) said:
    yes, it is indeed amazing how far you can go with a total lack of talent and a commitment to do whatever it takes.



    2004 J-L0 clothing line sales revenue was $340 million
    US dollars.

    For a Girl who came outta nowhere and first started as
    a non featured player on a Disney kids program, she has done pretty well. I think she shows a great amount of committment to her career both as a artist and also building a fashion brand.

    Its a good for you that you dont like her music or her clothes, because they are targeted at teen age girls.!!

    If you are going to Moscow soon, maybe you can show up
    at the grand opening of the new J-Lo super store. Im sure the crowd of shoppers will disagree with you.

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    Dr. Phil (Doc Piddy) said:
    Quote:
    Wild-Speed said:
    Dr. Phil, how come that you have loads of time on your hands?



    LOL! Trust me, I don't!
    Took me about 2-3 hours to do inbetween work.
    Besides, when pimpin is in your blood...you just cant help yourself.





    Why bother with photoshop, go to Techequipment at Porsche site and there are way more pimpier Porsche than the one you've made

    Nice work

    J.Seven

     
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