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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    apias:
    Carlos from Spain:

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

    They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

    Smiley


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    apias:
    Carlos from Spain:

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

    They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

     

    But between noon and 3pm weekdays, they can only do it on the living room sofa, and between 5pm-7pm, can't do it on the dining table. Saturday is free for all, but only if it's raining.

    Think there is about 8 pages of footnotes, but those are stuck in the church waiting to be rubber stamped. 

     


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    You guys are hilarious... indecision


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    RC (Germany) - Rennteam Editor Porsche 991 Carrera 4 GTS Cabriolet, Porsche Macan Turbo, Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017), Mini JCW (2015), Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT (2014)


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Can we see pictures of what is allowed ? angry


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Gnil:

    Can we see pictures of what is allowed ? angry

    Here you go:

     


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    RC:
    Gnil:

    Can we see pictures of what is allowed ? angry

    Here you go:

     

    Waiting patiently for Jim to give us the German name of the department in charge. 


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    RC:
    apias:
    Carlos from Spain:

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

    They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

    Smiley Smiley

    Don't worry, this is something we can still manage to do at our own discretion without involving the neighbors (as long as we keep the windows closed... Smiley Smiley).

    Neighbors is where it's at. Don't spoil their fun. 


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    RC:
    Gnil:

    Can we see pictures of what is allowed ? angry

    Here you go:

     

    With the curtains open .....


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Carlos from Spain:
    RC:

    I had a similar experience with mowing my garden, a professional gardener mowed the grass on Saturday morning at 9 am and shortly after, the police was at my house. Luckily, the professional gardener is allowed to mow the grass at 9 am but if I would have done it, it would have been illegal. 

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?... then again maybe thats your neighboors' problem (lack of) and why they are so anal and have nothing else to do than to worry about what you are doingSmiley

    Carlos, somewhere here is a great campaign to have skilled professionals take their skills and businesses to Spain...      " Tired of stupid local rules in Belgium / Germany / etc?  Tired of grey wet winters? Come to Spain! And we are even still in the EU! "  


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Whoopsy:
    apias:
    Carlos from Spain:

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

    They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

     

    But between noon and 3pm weekdays, they can only do it on the living room sofa, and between 5pm-7pm, can't do it on the dining table. Saturday is free for all, but only if it's raining.

    Think there is about 8 pages of footnotes, but those are stuck in the church waiting to be rubber stamped. 

     

    Don't forget Donald Trump will build a wall so you can have sex anytime on Sundays!


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    bobr:
    Whoopsy:
    apias:
    Carlos from Spain:

    wow! Smiley does the goverment also regulate when you can have sex?...

    They can have sex any time, 6 am Monday - 11 pm Saturday, as long as it is limited to 78 dB. On Sundays, you can only have sex with a professional.

     

    But between noon and 3pm weekdays, they can only do it on the living room sofa, and between 5pm-7pm, can't do it on the dining table. Saturday is free for all, but only if it's raining.

    Think there is about 8 pages of footnotes, but those are stuck in the church waiting to be rubber stamped. 

     

    Don't forget Donald Trump will build a wall so you can have sex anytime on Sundays!

    Only when you live in Mexico's neighborhood. Smiley Smiley

    Btw: This is the neighborhood I have to "deal" with...look at my car among the other cars... Smiley Doesn't stand out at all, right?! Smiley

    IMG_2844.JPG


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    RC (Germany) - Rennteam Editor Porsche 991 Carrera 4 GTS Cabriolet, Porsche Macan Turbo, Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017), Mini JCW (2015), Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT (2014)


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    A close minded society that will only welcome you with a 1. VW Golf Mk2 or 2. You riding a bicycle with a dog running right behind you while it leaves some of its poop leftovers on the sidewalk quietly on Sunday mornings  angry


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Btw: This is the neighborhood I have to "deal" with...look at my car among the other cars... Smiley Doesn't stand out at all, right?! Smiley

    IMG_2844.JPG

    Lucky you, there is no Prius out there whom's owner thinks a R8 is too loudSmiley


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    There are two Prius in my neighborhood...but also a McLaren 12C Spider, a C63 AMG Coupe BS, a SLS, two Porsche 911, a Cayenne and a couple of motorcycles. Mostly cars like the above though, so you get the point.

    The McLaren is parked next to a very very small house in the midst of many small houses. The owner didn't have so much money when he bought that small house but not his wealth has increased substantially and he is looking to move away but real estate prices over here have become insane. He wanted to buy the construction ground next to my house (we get along pretty well and he is a colleague of my wife...) to build a new house but the owner of that ground asked 600(!) EUR per square meter and the ground is 3000 square meter, so...an absolute no go. Now he is looking somewhere else.


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Wait, I thought this was an orderly neighborhood? What's the deal with the guy parked on the wrong side of the street, and why isn't that car surrounded by cops?


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    apias:

    Wait, I thought this was an orderly neighborhood? What's the deal with the guy parked on the wrong side of the street, and why isn't that car surrounded by cops?

    That was the first thing that struck me when I saw that pic.  Smiley


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    It is probably an unmarked police car checking on RC & the R8?


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Parking ticket issuer!!


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Why is it the wrong side, guys?. Naff parking . yes..


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    intouch1:

    this is turning into off-topic of the year indecision

    It's only July. 


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    fritz:
    Itsme:
    acky:

    On the other hand, the water which comes out of the water crane is absolutly drinkable and without chlorine in almost all regions.

    Right. And the waiving to wash my car on public ground is a small price for that luxury (maybe not the only)

    (ok, i am biased. Living in the city i have no room in front of my appartment to wash my car)

    A factor which hasn't been mentioned is the fact that, due to its geography, Germany is more dependant than many countries on ground water for its drinking water supplies. There are relatively few mountain or high moor areas where rainwater can be collected into reservoirs in relation to the population and industry which have to be served.
    This calls for corresponding measures to make water preparation and distribution as efficient and economic as possible under the given conditions.

    I like when you bring specifics about a particular issue which helps understand it better, which is against the current trend of oversimplification. Smiley


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Ziggy:
    fritz:
    Itsme:
    acky:

    On the other hand, the water which comes out of the water crane is absolutly drinkable and without chlorine in almost all regions.

    Right. And the waiving to wash my car on public ground is a small price for that luxury (maybe not the only)

    (ok, i am biased. Living in the city i have no room in front of my appartment to wash my car)

    A factor which hasn't been mentioned is the fact that, due to its geography, Germany is more dependant than many countries on ground water for its drinking water supplies. There are relatively few mountain or high moor areas where rainwater can be collected into reservoirs in relation to the population and industry which have to be served.
    This calls for corresponding measures to make water preparation and distribution as efficient and economic as possible under the given conditions.

    I like when you bring specifics about a particular issue which helps understand it better, which is against the current trend of oversimplification. Smiley

    Facts and objectivity do sometimes appear to be out of favour.  Smiley


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Let's see one of the houses in your neighborhood.


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    RC:
     

    We make fun of muslims when it comes to religious weirdnesses but catholics aren't always much better, sorry to say that. Religion and politics don't mix well,

    so true. but in some countries (and you know which ones i mean) religion is used as a convenient tool of oppression (of minorities, intellectuals, gays, women and the general populace). interesting though that in those countries there are groups which ask for still more hardline religious-driven governance. probably oppression calls for more oppression.

    I admire Atatürk for realizing that so early.

    unfortunately his legacy is being undone and time is being turned back.

    This is valid for every country on this planet, religion has to stay out of anything related to the government, education and law making. Period.

    yes and yes. 

    Religion needs to be kept private, within your own walls, family and church/mosque/whatever. We are living in the 21st century for Christ's sake. Smiley

    i have thought so until a few years ago. now the world is clearly rewinding on this. i find it very hard to accept but my predictions are bleak.


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    apias:

    Wait, I thought this was an orderly neighborhood? What's the deal with the guy parked on the wrong side of the street, and why isn't that car surrounded by cops?

    Smiley The cops in our neighborhood do not write traffic tickets for such minor offenses, parking was never an issue. Smiley


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    throt:

    Why is it the wrong side, guys?. Naff parking . yes..

    Unless it is a one-way street, you're not supposed to park like that in Germany (and probably most other countries I know).


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    noone1:

    Let's see one of the houses in your neighborhood.

    Why? So people get to know where I live? Smiley There isn't only facial recognition but also geographical recognition. Smiley

    I can give you an example of two typical house types in my neighborhood:

    This is where the middle class lives (actually, the houses really look this way...)

    BoKlok_Reihenhaus_Strassenblick.jpg

     

    This is where the upper middle class lives...

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    We have maybe four or five of these larger houses in our neighborhood, the others look like the first photo.


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    RC (Germany) - Rennteam Editor Porsche 991 Carrera 4 GTS Cabriolet, Porsche Macan Turbo, Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017), Mini JCW (2015), Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT (2014)


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    HAHA.... poor RC - but also poor Lars. We are kind of in the same neighborhoods 

    At least people do like me here and we have an excellent relationship. 

    And actually - those connected houses (stapled shoe boxes) you are showing are probably around a Million Euro, right? My wife would say, it is just tasteless and this has nothing to do with money. And people in those houses are having that exact taste, enjoying a life so different from ours. Enjoying cars so different from ours. Enjoying everything so different from us - That's the entire issue!

     


    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    RC:

    IMG_2844.JPG

    There are too few Volvos. That is the problem Smiley Smiley


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    Re: Audi R8 V10 Plus (2017 model) - Short Review

    Lars997:

    HAHA.... poor RC - but also poor Lars. We are kind of in the same neighborhoods 

    At least people do like me here and we have an excellent relationship. 

    Well, half of the neighborhood are my wife's patients, so I never had issues with anyone but I am pretty good in reading people and I "smell" them. Smiley Also many come to me (or my wife) to gossip about other neighbors and if they do that with us,  I am pretty sure that they are doing this about us as well, if you get my point.

    And actually - those connected houses (stapled shoe boxes) you are showing are probably around a Million Euro, right? My wife would say, it is just tasteless and this has nothing to do with money. And people in those houses are having that exact taste, enjoying a life so different from ours. Enjoying cars so different from ours. Enjoying everything so different from us - That's the entire issue!

    They are tasteless but also cheap. No, in my neighborhood one of these connected houses is around 400k, the more luxurious ones up to 600-700k EUR but not more. The most expensive thing in our neighborhood is the property ground.  The owner of the property next to us, it is just a field, asked 600 EUR per square meter. This is insane. Of course he couldn't sell for that much money but he tried. Real value is around 400 EUR, maybe 500 if someone badly wants it but never 600.


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