What are some of the better/funnier ones you've given/heard?

I just heard this one a few nights ago & nearly off my barstool (from laughing not drinking )

"Here's to the breezes that blow through the treeses and lifts the skirts above the kneeses,
Here's to the spot that's oh so hot, it teases, it pleases, it spreads diseases,
here's to the snatch, down the hatch"